ya know,
at the end of the day,
my phone was blowing the fuck up with this story.
this is the story from my notifications:

since rihanna’s paw was on her neck with the make up,
she had to break free with the help of a scandal.
i’m actually not surprised or shocked at these developments.
why?…
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she speaks.
press conference style.
why do these (she)hyenas need press conferences anyway?
i guess for my entertainment.
her name is montia sabbag from long beach; ca.
with lisa bloom in tow,
this is what she said in her defense in regards to kevin hart…
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*the following is parental advisory.
parental advisory is strongly advised.

so attentionisto,
miguel pimentel,
is screaming that he was framed.
how?
the victim of “hacking and photoshop”.
aiieeee.
well according to site,
“cocktails and cocktalk”,
he had a sudden “pipe leakage” on his insta-snap…
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so guess who made all the major news outlets?
yup.
miss(?) butt cheeks,
jacob kohinoor.
why?
jacob interviewed quantasia sharpton,
the alleged accuser in the whole usher/herpes scandal,
on his youtube channel,
“living fearlessly”.
well during the interview,
jacob asked her what proof did she have to incriminate usher?
quantasia claimed she had a sex tape.
it starts at…
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yes.
this is not a photoshop.
that was ya’ll president down in houston at a shelter.
he brought crayons,
coloring books,
and awkward smiles.
this is the video of that little cub running up to him…
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i got to give to the f-bi.
ya’ll good.
ya’ll know how to catch these attentionistos early.
so everyone meet blake sciortino.
he actually models.
like,
forreal forreal.
not that ig modelling,
but he is signed to an alleged agency.
blake allegedly has another source of income tho.
this is what flew down my tumblr timeline earlier today…
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