ya know,
i’d like to think i’m good at pr.
i can tell an anyone what to wear,
how to look,
what to say,
and anything that will help them get to another level.
i can literally smell a scheme too.
that being fonted,
omarosa isn’t fooling me one bit.
they released a clip of her on “celebrity big brother”.
a vix-bi showed me that she brought the tears via “the daily beast”…
Continue reading “Omarosa Stars As “Crocodile Tears DunDee”” →

honestly,
i didn’t want to believe it.
i don’t know why.
i guess i assumed she would be “better” than this.
“she is a kardashian for god’s sake…”
well after the last 9 nine months of speculation,
kylie jenner has given birth.
travis scott,
the rapping wolf she only knew for 6 months,
is the father.
this is what she fonted on her ig…
Continue reading “That Kardashian Girl Has Given Birth (The One That’s Been Hiding)” →

*the following is parental advisory.
explicit nonsense is ahead.

attentionistos/nistas will do anything for a laugh these days.
social media will have you out here selling your soul for likes.
well,
a foxholer sent me a wolf who decided to prank a friend.
this is what he did…
Continue reading “Where The Nut Landed” →

being a mother is such a blessing.
not everyone can handle such the task of being a parent.
well everyone meet jessy rabbit.
she is a attentionista who is expecting.
this is her friend mesha:

she is also a fellow attentionista,
a stripper,
and a mom.
well mesha allegedly asked jessy rabbit to babysit her cub.
a foxholer sent me what she allegedly saw on her hidden camera…
Continue reading “The Crime We Saw On The Hidden Camera” →

i need the work out attentionistos to do the following:

work out
shut up
thirst trap

i don’t need to hear them “think”,
let alone give an opinion.
^that attentionisto who does by @royal_mcmxciii has an opinion.
an opinion about gays/bi sliding in his dms.
he posted this on his ig via a f-bi…
Continue reading “Stop Sending Me Your Gay Ass DMS! Live Your Life!” →

uh huh.
that’s right.
^that’s the face of fear.
it’s a race against the clock foxhole!
there’s an important thing at stake.
what,
you may ask?

58K

well,
56k.
ya’ll been asking back for your donations.
kimberly jones,
the mother/hyena to keaton,
is on the morning show circuit.
fuck his schooling!
they allegedly don’t like him there anyway.
get this muhfuckin money!
this is their first interview with “cbs this morning” today…

Continue reading “When Keaton Jones Mama Did Clownery, The Clown Snatched Them Donations” →