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ya know,
was i the only one who bought teairra mari’s first album?
*crickets*
that feels like a “yes”.
i was rooting for her,
but alas,
she fell victim to the typical stupidity.
teairra was allegedly running wild in these forests.
 allegedly,
she was banished back to detroit and working at claires.
her singing career is doa and does “lhhh” to pay the bills.
she got some wild sex tape leakage all over her face today.
literally.
her ex,
akbar abdul-ahad…

…allegedly hacked her ig and posted these…
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this is our fashion designer ya’ll!
“fall off” x 18.
…and why does he look like a black trump in that picture?
so many questions.
so kanye released a snippet for his alleged new song called “lift yourself”.
“the shade room” gave us a first listen and well…
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like….
i’m trying to figure out if the following is a parody.
i’m sooooo confused.
foxhole…

WHOSE CUB IS THIS?!?!?!?!

lil tay is making her mark in young attentionista-ville.
please look at this nonsense…
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i love how ^that doesn’t look like her.
anyhoo,
after all the drama,
a healthy girl cub was brought into the world.
khloe kardashian named her “true thompson”.
it doesn’t sound as crazy as “stormi” and “chicago”.
i sense shade,
irony,
and a ton of jokes with the name of that newborn.
“true” actually has a meaning and didn’t come out of her ass.
this is how she came up with the name…
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so stephon clark‘s death is becoming a shit show.
his family members are out here WYLDIN!
his brother,
ste’vante clark,
is a hot whole mess.
yeah i fonted it…
so ste’vante has been out here on the protest heavy,
but he thinks the family needs some basic needs for their troubles.
this is what a vix-bi sent me that he allegedly requested…
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he made it all the way to cbs ya’ll.
so tyrone hankerson jr is trying to clear his name.
“what you won’t do…” i’m sure he said.
well tyrone is looking forward to a paycheck from all this stress.
he is about to sue howard university and here is why…
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