well,
this latest news is major…
i’m not gonna be like the other folk in the community with this story.
the ones excited to see a black male in a sticky situation.
you know when black folks get caught up in the drama,
our own people be the first ones with:

“I knew he/she was trash.”
“Hated her/him.”
“I had a feeling he/she was off.”

…and all that might be true,
but it certainly doesn’t help us in the long game.

I liked what Jonathan Majors was presenting.

his bawdy was dope,
he had good views about masculinity,
but i liked the few productions he has been in.
how disappointing to read this news today…

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kawana jenkins is probably never leaving the crib again.
at this moment,
she is probably looking for a cushy WFH job.
this is before she dyes her hair,
loses weight,
and becomes “trudy eloise jackson“.
this is all in my head btw.
kawana WAS a detention officer in ga but now she is fired.
why?
this is what a foxholer sent me…

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i’ve noticed people in relationships/marriages flex about the weirdest shit.
when the relationship ends after all the flexing,
you gotta ask:

“It was so perfect so what happened?”

larsa pippen,
the ex of scottie pippen,
has got michael jordan’s son in her tentacles.
she went on wwhl and andy asked her about her past marriage to scottie.
she gon say…

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some people’s worth is tied to the flex.
some people can only wear designer shit to feel good.
others can look like a million dollars in h&m.
ex(?) rapping wolf,
slim thug,
wants us to know he’s cheap and refuses to look gay in his clothes…

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ya know,
i like when i take my days off.

THE FOXHOLE ALWAYS WELCOMES ME BACK TO MESS!

…and you know i love mess.
this time,
a foxholer updated me on some mess involving cleiton lobo.
his mask may have flown off quick.
i saw this on my notifications as i turned on my phone:

cleiton is an alleged violent “maybe bisexual” drunk mess.
alexandré valenzuela aka @alexjairus came with all kinds of receipts…

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what wasted…
talent?
he wasn’t really attractive and he was a grumpy asshole on the show,
welcome to sweetie pies.
tim norton got his day of reckoning for having his nephew killed.
( x see all entry here )
we will probably never see that hippypotamus again because…

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