Jamari Fox VS Planet of The Apes

This is a story for my Foxes out here.

When someone shows you their insecurities,
either by shunning you OR treating you like shit for no reason,
just know there is ALWAYS a reason.
No one does anything WITHOUT a reason.

Funny how KARMA is…

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Rain On Me (Non-Ashanti Style)

I am tite.

Why is it when I want something,
it is always some fuckin’ challenge?

Damn.
Can a Fox have it easy for once?

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Omarion: The Cakey Sex Symbol?

I didn’t think O-Cakes was much of a sex symbol.
I guess Trey Songz has set the standard, huh?

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Big Foot Is The New PETA Spokesperson

WTH??????????????????????????

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The Well Endowed Loud-Mouth Italian

We have this client who comes into my job and you can hear him a mile away.
He is very loud and you can probably hear his voice in Pakistan.
We will call him Squawk because that is all he does.

Squawk is pretty gruff and rough around the edges.
Aren’t all Italians?
I guess I would give him a pass with his voice.
He has the type of voice that with the right tone,
it could turn into “come home and get this dick” type of thing.
But what is attached to the voice is just NOT kosher.

But, check it…

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Turn It Off and Jam It Up Her Ass

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She can’t fuck.
She can’t act.
She can’t dance.
She can’t sing.
She can’t keep a man.

What CAN she do?

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