i’m not jamaican,
but some caribbean people are so interesting to me.
growing up under a bajan household,
i was a fucked up mess filled with shame because i wouldn’t be loved for me.
my father literally wanted to know all about my life,
pretended to accept me for me,
only to act weird when i admitted to him i was gay.

This muthasucka brought nothing as a father figure when I needed him,
but had the nerve to look down on me when I could do the same to him.

so the righteous values of jamaica are being disrupted at the moment.
as you know,
it’s a 95% chance that if you will be banished for being gay by any jamaican.
period.
violent vagabonds and domestic abusers might get a pass,
and everything wrong with caribbean men might get another pass,
but you will be thrown to the pits of hell for being gay amongst those folks.
 spice,
a reggae artist from that country,
didn’t get the memo that all of her jamaican ancestors are looking down on her for this:

reggae artist sizzla and another had something to say…

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remember when stevie j and faith evans dropped the bomb they were a couple of years ago?
from what i gathered,
they were fwb who were messing around for years and decided to give it a shot.

Bad move; never works

people always think when they can make something work when the foundation is built on sex.
they always don’t realize sex leads to emotions and some aren’t built for fwb situations.
thats a whole nother topic but remember how hot their music video for “a minute” was!

i guess the new thing is “may the best toxic relationship win” on social media.
it was kirk and danileigh the other day and now we got faith and stevie j on socials…

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hot take incoming as only jamari fox would.
soooooo…

I don’t feel sorry for Danileigh tbh.

i think the majority of rihanna’s internet warned her bout kirk aka dababy.
what happened yesterday was fucked up but folks done told “ha’h”.

if you ain’t know what happened…
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i’ve been in a bubble with this whole rona situation.
i keep seeing some folks outside,
with no masks on,
so i had the impression this was all over.
i do know that you can’t do much without being vaxxed in new yawk.
letitia wright,
who plays “shuri” in black panther,
is allegedly holding up production with the sequel with her vax status…

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i love a nice bowl of soup on those days i want to feel cozy.
my favorite american soup is italian wedding.
those of us who grew up in the barbados,
or those with bajan parents,
know that the staple is chicken and dumpling soup.

i HATE dumplings btw.
as you know,
soup can get real fuckin’ hot.
i don’t know what possessed this demon to throw soup on a manager in a store in texas…

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i see why some people decide to settle in toxic & abusive relationships.
in dating,
you will get your feelings hurt real quick.
so you healed from past situationships,
your loved ones will gas you up into thinking you are everything,
but potential romantic interests will make you think you are ugly and unlovable.
or you go through this whole dating process…

…And he ends up cheating,
destroying your self-confidence,
or punching you in the eye.

…or all three?
a vix-bi sent me a tweet from an ig influencer by the name of lulu simmons.
she tweeted something that went viral…

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