karaoke told me to watch knives out when i went to visit her.
even before that,
she watched it and said it was excellent.

I watched it over the weekend and was INTO it heavy

the killer was obvious but i was high af.
i was expecting a twist but the killer was in plain sight.
glass onion,
the sequel to knives out on netflix,
came out recently and i decided to watch that today…

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foxhole…
i watched this movie last night and i could not stop screaming.
my hand was to my mouth.
i covered my eyes at a point.
they “had” said on the social media forests:

Barbarian is the scariest horror movie they saw.

…and i was pumped.
you know i like a wild ride.
buuuuuttttttt,
ummmmerrraaahhhh…

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foxhole,
i have a confession.
i’m prepared to be judged.
ready?
okay.

I’ve never seen any of the Creed movies.

*runs and hides behind the delete button*
i know!
it’s michael b jordan and he is shirtless af.
it’s pecs,
biceps,
and all his abs in a meaty package.
i never got around to watching but with this trailer for creed 3…

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yesterday,
on my day off,
i decided i was gonna check out halloween ends.
michael myers is my fav slasher-killing demon so i was ready.
i was extra brave because i was gonna watch it at night.
so i got my spot all extra dark with my black-out curtains,
put on my noise-canceling headphones for added effect,
and got comfy in my bed.
20 minutes into the movie…

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foxhole,
i just figured out who billy eichner is!

He is that loud host on his Youtube show,
“Billy on The Street“

i was looking up mariah videos and came across him.
he was kinda…
annoying…
but i realized he is the main star in “bros”.
billy thinks homophobia is the reason the movie bombed.
he tweeted this from his feelings…

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i know all ya’ll back outside.
the social media posts are a clear indication.
movie theaters are starting to get packed again.
the movie,
bros,
came out over the weekend:

and ya’ll clearly have it on ignore because…

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