jonathan majors bawdy just ruined my life for valentine’s day and i don’t even care

i love a good valentine’s day shoot.
even if some of us are alone,
we can stay warm with a fine-ass wolf seducing us on paper.
acting wolf,
jonathan majors,
will be doing the seducing this year.
the biceps in ^that picture made me fall back in my chair but this

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i watched “this place rules” and realized we are living in a horror movie

sometimes,
when i keep seeing something over and over on my radar,
it is meant for me to pay attention to it.
it’s like The Universe is kindly saying:

“Jamari,
pineapple bish,
I’m talking to YOU.”

.i saw the poster for “this place rules” on hbo max everywhere.
the premise was everything that led up to ( x january 6th, 2021 ).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH_rX9S6sU8

 

the day we all lowkey thought the united forest was coming to an end.
andrew callaghan,
a journalist,
went to every trump rally before that fateful day.
he interviewed alex jones,
the proud boys,
and various people from both sides.
so last night,
before bed,
i watched it and…

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i did figure out one mystery in glass onion (the knives out sequel) tho

karaoke told me to watch knives out when i went to visit her.
even before that,
she watched it and said it was excellent.

I watched it over the weekend and was INTO it heavy

the killer was obvious but i was high af.
i was expecting a twist but the killer was in plain sight.
glass onion,
the sequel to knives out on netflix,
came out recently and i decided to watch that today

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so i watched barbarian last night and well… (help)

foxhole…
i watched this movie last night and i could not stop screaming.
my hand was to my mouth.
i covered my eyes at a point.
they “had” said on the social media forests:

Barbarian is the scariest horror movie they saw.

…and i was pumped.
you know i like a wild ride.
buuuuuttttttt,
ummmmerrraaahhhh…

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michael b jordan, jonathan majors, bawdee, and the trailer for creed 3 (any questions?)

foxhole,
i have a confession.
i’m prepared to be judged.
ready?
okay.

I’ve never seen any of the Creed movies.

*runs and hides behind the delete button*
i know!
it’s michael b jordan and he is shirtless af.
it’s pecs,
biceps,
and all his abs in a meaty package.
i never got around to watching but with this trailer for creed 3

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halloween ends very badly

yesterday,
on my day off,
i decided i was gonna check out halloween ends.
michael myers is my fav slasher-killing demon so i was ready.
i was extra brave because i was gonna watch it at night.
so i got my spot all extra dark with my black-out curtains,
put on my noise-canceling headphones for added effect,
and got comfy in my bed.
20 minutes into the movie…

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