during my time offline for my birthday,
i decided to watch a movie called “the whale” starring brendan fraser.
in the movie,
he played said whale.
no seriously,
he was pretty large.

the movie touches on truth,
addiction,
and forgiveness.
even with how cruel some of the people were to charlie (brendan fraser),
he still tried to show love and see the positive within their disgust/hatred.
from the start,
middle,
and end,
i was bawling in all kinds of ugly.
ever so often,
a movie comes along during a time i need to watch it.
“the whale” was it for me and i thought to myself…

Am I The Whale too?

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i’m one of those people who saw the color purple very late.
it was one of those movies i “wasn’t allowed to watch” in barbados.
there are a few classic movies that i didn’t watch off the strength.
so when it came to the color purple,
i watched it in the early 2000s when netflix was mailing out dvds.
throwback.
i wonder if i can still see my old watch list on netflix?
ima be 110 with you foxhole:

I’m tired of all the remakes.

and on the list for another remake,
the color purple 2023 has been added to that list.
i was sketch city with oprah touching a classic but…

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since jonathan majors done f’d up the eye candy in his debacle,
i wanted to highlight a few actors i been checking out.
so as you know,
^that is kofi siriboe…

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the last scream,
scream 5,
was absolute garbage to me.
the new final girl and the lack of chase scenes killed it for me.

I’m like damn,
can they chase a bitch around or has Ghostface gotten lazy in the social media era?

scream is one of my fav horror movie franchises.
it’s a millennial fav tbh.
sidney prescott is our final girl.

this past weekend,
i took myself to the matinee to see scream 6,
and well…

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i have to make it a mission to watch all the creed movies.
^that is all i know of them to be.

Sexy-ass wolves boxing while their muscles percolate in HD sweat and slow-motion soft porn

michael b. jordan and jonathan majors,
two wolves with BAWDIES,
are starring in the third soft porn installment.

um,
halp.
the movie cums out this week and ^those two are on the promotional tour.
to add insult to injury,
it appears michael b. jordan is the new bawdy for calvin klein ss23…

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on another side of the black vixen superstar coin,
beyonce seems to be getting it from all sides these days.
#protectblackwomen ?
some folks sure don’t like bey in this era of her life.
i remember some church folks were TIGHT about her song,
“church girl“.
( x see it here )
that happens to be one of my fav songs off the album.
a pastor named tiphani montgomery thinks bey is a witch.
according to the neighborhood talk…

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