3 actors who will get my butt in the seat of a movie (and other things)

since jonathan majors done f’d up the eye candy in his debacle,
i wanted to highlight a few actors i been checking out.
so as you know,
^that is kofi siriboe

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so i saw scream 6 and my thoughts as a scream stan…

the last scream,
scream 5,
was absolute garbage to me.
the new final girl and the lack of chase scenes killed it for me.

I’m like damn,
can they chase a bitch around or has Ghostface gotten lazy in the social media era?

scream is one of my fav horror movie franchises.
it’s a millennial fav tbh.
sidney prescott is our final girl.

this past weekend,
i took myself to the matinee to see scream 6,
and well…

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michael b. jordan is in full blown soft core porn mode these days and i’ll allow it

i have to make it a mission to watch all the creed movies.
^that is all i know of them to be.

Sexy-ass wolves boxing while their muscles percolate in HD sweat and slow-motion soft porn

michael b. jordan and jonathan majors,
two wolves with BAWDIES,
are starring in the third soft porn installment.

um,
halp.
the movie cums out this week and ^those two are on the promotional tour.
to add insult to injury,
it appears michael b. jordan is the new bawdy for calvin klein ss23

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church folks hate beyonce and all of you who are in the hive

on another side of the black vixen superstar coin,
beyonce seems to be getting it from all sides these days.
#protectblackwomen ?
some folks sure don’t like bey in this era of her life.
i remember some church folks were TIGHT about her song,
church girl“.
( x see it here )
that happens to be one of my fav songs off the album.
a pastor named tiphani montgomery thinks bey is a witch.
according to the neighborhood talk

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jonathan majors bawdy just ruined my life for valentine’s day and i don’t even care

i love a good valentine’s day shoot.
even if some of us are alone,
we can stay warm with a fine-ass wolf seducing us on paper.
acting wolf,
jonathan majors,
will be doing the seducing this year.
the biceps in ^that picture made me fall back in my chair but this

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i watched “this place rules” and realized we are living in a horror movie

sometimes,
when i keep seeing something over and over on my radar,
it is meant for me to pay attention to it.
it’s like The Universe is kindly saying:

“Jamari,
pineapple bish,
I’m talking to YOU.”

.i saw the poster for “this place rules” on hbo max everywhere.
the premise was everything that led up to ( x january 6th, 2021 ).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH_rX9S6sU8

 

the day we all lowkey thought the united forest was coming to an end.
andrew callaghan,
a journalist,
went to every trump rally before that fateful day.
he interviewed alex jones,
the proud boys,
and various people from both sides.
so last night,
before bed,
i watched it and…

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