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everyone has dreams.
everyone has goals.
everyone wants to be the star.
everyone is a rapper, singer, model, or actor.
but out of the billions of people in this world…

Who truly makes it?

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“LEAVE TARIQ ALONE!“

i don’t think kal looking for tariq,
while beating up a punch bag is exactly a good look.
just sayin….
it wouldn’t exactly make me want to jump in his arms with a “be mine” heart attached.
let’s also not forget the years worth of intense forgiveness makeup cheek eating and condo shopping…

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i know you got one.
everyone seems to have one.
some people do the usual 9 to 5 with a 6 to 1 on the side.
not everyone wants to slave at two jobs though.
i know people selling avon.
got some people on my left doing mca.
on my right, i know a few selling sex toys.
people are trying to become rich.
fuck that.
sadly, many are trying to become hood rich.

that easy money.
that type of bread that brings the bottles and the bitches.
that type of green that brings vip lists and front row seats.

let instagram tell it,
everyone who lives in the hood has louie, gucci, and prada.
vixens have on loubs and giuseppes.
wolves are throwing bills while sipping on ace of spade bottles.
this is the new “american dream“.
we are attracted to those living that lifestyle,
but i started to wonder…

Is easy money always easy?

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if this don’t lock ya shit up,
i don’t know what will…

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bad luck.
it doesn’t always involve certain fridays that land on the 13th.
walking under a ladder may not cause you harm.
or, a black cat crossing your path would not allow sudden danger.

nope.
your attitude can create your bad luck without you even realizing it.
sadly, it can be rubbed off on other people.
so are you suppose to be positive all the time to avoid such plight?
are you suppose to praise the almighty jesus to avoid it?
or, realistically, are just some people magnets for bad luck?
i started to wonder…

Are you a walking ball of “Friday The 13th“?

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you walk into the lunch room.
every seat is taken.
sadly, you walk around aimlessly looking for a someplace to sit.
the look on your face has a slight nervousness because you know where you may end up.
the janitors table.
only where the losers and outcasts sit.
eureka!
you see an empty spot.
as you walk towards it,
you see “that person” is sitting at the other end.
“that person” don’t like you. at. allllll.
no reason.
as you approach, they put their bag on the seat.
they turn their head back into their conversation.
as you walk away,
you can hear the faint laughs as your self-esteem gets eggs thrown at it.

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why is it that the people you may just actually be cool with treat you like dirt?
is it something you did to them you didn’t realize?
is it subtle jealousy, or even envy?
or, is it unbridled attraction that is getting in the way of their judgement?
let’s hope it is the latter.
i started to wonder…

Why do you think people hate you?

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