i won’t even hold you but i didn’t pay attention to elon musk.
i know he was responsible for the self driving cars,
but he was “i don’t know her” as person.
i was forced to know him once he bought twitter.

pours out likka out for the dead bird
Twitter,
many of miss what you use to be.
Maybe one day,
you’ll raise from the dead and be a zombie.

twitter was once one of my favorite sites for news and updates.
elon turned it into a cesspool or hate,
main characters,
and a place to jack off.
elon be fonting just anything on there too.
he is saying we don’t much anything about history with racism…

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we don’t talk about males being stalked enough.
we make jokes about wolves getting hunted because of giving good sex.
for males,
it can be used for bragging rights.
in reality,
it can be scary af.
coach kellz (who is ^above) is handsome and his IG is a thirst trap.
i like looking at him as much as you do too.
 his stalker does as well.
so much so,
they followed him to the gas station and his school.

a foxholer sent me this for foxhole review…

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when angelica ross of pose fame posted this on her twitter,
the first thing i said to myself:

“Emma Roberts”.

what can i font?
i’m pyschic.
emma roberts has been cosplaying chanel oberlin,
an obnoxious (but kind of iconic) character she played on scream queens.
that happens to be another ryan murphy production.
angelica dropped the story about her time with emma on ahs 1984 and…

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I liked him because I was secretly attracted to him.
He identifies as “straight” but with me,
he was different.
The vixens he dates don’t even get the same treatment as me.
One day,
he fires off on another gay male and calls him a “f@ggot”.
I call him out and he says:

“He isn’t like you tho.
You don’t act like them.”

…which makes me feel like I was special to him.
One day in the future,
we get into a fight and he calls me a “f@ggot”.
After he tries to ruin my reputation while weaponizing my sexuality.
You try to speak to him again but he blocks you on everything.
“But… but… I thought I was different!“

I am friends with her.
She tells me about all her other friend’s business and issues.
She talks about everyone behind their backs but does it in a charismatic way.
I think because she is sharing this with me and we are close,
I am a special snowflake with her.
I found out she had been talking about me to the same friends.
She has been telling people that I am into another male,
who happens to be straight,
and weaponizes my sexuality about a “straight male”.
She and the same friends turn on me and assign me as the enemy.
“But…but… I thought I was different!“

these are two jackals that ate my face.
it means i was dumb enough to think i was different with the jackals.
these are some other examples from others i know…

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so we have gone from watching couples have sex to domestic violence?
are we that bored on musk’s twitter?
grayling purnell has been some of your latest obsessions.
he uploaded a video with him fighting his latest boy toy…

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i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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