Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
yung joc thinks rather highly of himself that he wouldn’t perform for gays
in 2017,
tank performed at dc gay pride.
he stood up there,
with no shirt on and looking like a whole thanksgiving meal,
and sung his catalog for his gay fans.
many of those songs are sexual by nature.
hence the iconic:
so when i see yung joc of all people,
talmbout he wouldn’t accept 250k to perform for gays…
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the pastor gave someone prayer, a word, and a little over 2 million
he looks like rockmond dunbar,
don’t he?
if you squint and turn your head to the side,
you can see it.
well ^that hyena is named ralph douglas west II.
he is a mega church ass. pastor from texas who was sued for 2.45 million.
a foxhole sent in why and well…
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how about you mind your business?
back in like the mid 2000s,
there was a she-jackal that i desperately wanted to impress.
one day,
she invited all our mutual friends to a party at her crib…
but me.
i was hurt AF when i saw their pictures,
having fun in their corny poses,
and it auto unlocked my trauma.
Sidebar: If we are friends and someone invited me out,
but didn’t invite you,
I’m not going.
My “friend” I knew longer went proudly without me.
Years later,
I got to understand why we aren’t friends now.
anyway,
so what i did:
I tried my hardest to get her to like me!
I wanted her to see me in a positive light!
Pick me!
Pick me!
one day,
we were all on this massive phone call.
it was like 8 people.
the 4 who went to her shindig,
her,
me,
and 2 of my people.
she was bawling over some ain’t shit jackal she was dating.
birds of a feather?
everyone was silent on the call while she was ugly crying.
here i go,
trying to comfort her and let her know it’s okay…
elon musk says slavery was cool beans because everyone did it in history
i won’t even hold you but i didn’t pay attention to elon musk.
i know he was responsible for the self driving cars,
but he was “i don’t know her” as person.
i was forced to know him once he bought twitter.
pours out likka out for the dead bird
Twitter,
many of miss what you use to be.
Maybe one day,
you’ll raise from the dead and be a zombie.
twitter was once one of my favorite sites for news and updates.
elon turned it into a cesspool or hate,
main characters,
and a place to jack off.
elon be fonting just anything on there too.
he is saying we don’t much anything about history with racism…
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coach kellz has a real life helga pataki
we don’t talk about males being stalked enough.
we make jokes about wolves getting hunted because of giving good sex.
for males,
it can be used for bragging rights.
in reality,
it can be scary af.
coach kellz (who is ^above) is handsome and his IG is a thirst trap.
i like looking at him as much as you do too.
his stalker does as well.
so much so,
they followed him to the gas station and his school.
a foxholer sent me this for foxhole review…
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angelica ross has beef with a gal in 1984 but filmed in 2019
when angelica ross of pose fame posted this on her twitter,
the first thing i said to myself:
“Emma Roberts”.
what can i font?
i’m pyschic.
emma roberts has been cosplaying chanel oberlin,
an obnoxious (but kind of iconic) character she played on scream queens.
that happens to be another ryan murphy production.
angelica dropped the story about her time with emma on ahs 1984 and…
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