Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
Crack That Egg All On My Face Daddy (Fuck Jackal Hi-jinx)
was anyone ever really impressed with brian pumper?
his hair and bawdy is the truth,
but i never saw a foXXX with him that impressed me.
he is just all around weird af.
as you know,
he is rapper wolf attentionisto in thse forests.
he has a new song called “crackin eggs”.
you read right.
peep is the song…
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Don’t Go To Africa! (You’ll Get Ebola!)
i saw a recent covergirl tv commercial and saw ^this hyena in it.
i think i also saw the same in a l’oreal ad as well.
i was surprised they started putting males in their make up ads now.
well james charles,
the new covergirl “cover boy”,
is under fire for some recent tweets he made.
he thought by going to africa on a school trip,
he would get the ebola virus.
this is the story via ebony magazine…
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The Jackal Who Wanted The Cheeks In The Gym Shower
we see all this meat in the gym and we want to touch.
i can understand the frustration.
the wolf/fox/hybrid you literally want to fuck is standing there,
in the flesh,
and your loins are on fire.
don’t get killed for it now.
well an f-bi alerted me of a jackal in chicago that couldn’t resist his urges.
so this is what he did via the chicago tribune…
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So Orlando Brown Was MmmBoppin’ On The Down Low?
whenever i hear someone is a homophobic hyena,
i automatically assume they want my foxhole or someone in theirs.
the homophobic hyenas always make things way too easy.
remember when orlando brown called out trey songz the other day?
( x read about it here )
it seems that he is being allegedly called out for his “activities” as well.
this is where a vix-bi led me…
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That Time 700 From Grindr In One Night Showed Up
so you want to get revenge over your ex,
eh?
well you have a few options.
you send him:
a shit cake
a dead rat postal
let God handle it
…nah?
ok then how about send 700 horny forest dwellers from grindr to his den?
perfect.
well that is what allegedly happened to matthew herrick.
he is suing grindr for it as well.
towerload has the story…
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Markeith Rivers and His Prey (Exposed)
/the following entry is parental advisory and nsfw.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.
soooooooooo…
the f-bi came through.
again.
as usual.
markeith rivers,
the jackal who outs his dl prey,
has released his victims to the world.
where?
on pornhub under “the dl detective”.
this is a quick sample of what he put up…
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