so they’re here.
fresh off the presses.
well kinda.
the aaron hernandez alleged “gay lovah” letters have been released.
well kinda.
he wrote a letter to prison officials about sharing a cell with some other jackals,
but one preferably that was his “heart”.
an f-bi sent me what wcvb had to say…
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just look at it.
ugh.
it literally turns me on.
so i always like to ask everyone:

What would you do with the money if you won the lottery?

some of the answers are very surprising.
well this gay hyena is suing his father for lottery wins allegedly owed.
peep this nonsense via gay star news…
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…i’m serious.
so remember how peter thomas,
who was married to cynthia from “rhoa” fame,
said he washed matt jordan,
who is the ex of kenya moore from “rhoa” fame”,
in a fight they had a radio station in charlotte?
peter said he pulled out a box cutter and everything.
the exciting footage was released from “straight from the a”.
well…
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well miley cyrus fresh out of rehab.
which rehab,
you ask?
“the temporary effects of appropriating black culture“.
i bet she was a honor student because look at her new video for “malibu”.
it also happens to be her new single…
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chris captioned this photo with:

well it doesn’t seem to take much,
breezy poo.
so i didn’t know she had it in her.
karrueche tran isn’t going to be a victim any longer.
i don’t know if her manager was in her ear,
or she watched “enough” too many times,
but she is ready to take chris brown to court for his alleged threats.
this is what tmz had to say…
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well they have released the first suicide note from aaron hernandez.
this one was for his fiance,
shayanna jenkins hernandez.
this is what he wrote to her…
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