bag is secured?
andre marhold isn’t doing anything that the attentionistos on ig aren’t doing.
you just can’t tell who is smashin’ the and vice versa.
when you meet a wealthy white male,
you enjoy the perks until they run out.
jeffree star is making sure his boo can flex right on his ig…

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i always find it eerie when folks predict their own deaths on their social media.
there is power in the fingers.

“imma kill it on the highway”

well that she did.
stephanie angelica vasquez put on her snap that she was flexing in a 2020 toyota supra.
this is what happened via “worldstar“…

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this weekend was atlanta pride.
while new yawk cancelled our west indian day carnival and made it virtual,
folks was out in droves to atl during the pandemic to party.
that rona is still “a thing“,
right?
ima keep asking.
well all i saw rolling down my timeline was…

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social media ain’t real.
you can’t really trust all that you see on your social media feeds.
some of it is legit; others is just cute bedtime stories.
stories like the following really destroy my perception of those who need help.
i legit cried for this landlord when i watched his story:

Distraught landlord in tears after previous tenant destroyed his property. pic.twitter.com/sVrhsVspHH

— BallerAlert (@balleralert) August 31, 2020

i felt his pain because i couldn’t believe someone could be so evil.
we in a pandemic and it’s hard out here.
well guess what?…
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the caption for this picture tho…

jeffree finally did the blood and cum exchange sacrifice for longer life?
i kid.
kinda.
so as andre marhold’s baby mama,
emma “leezy” chartol,
i know this shit-uation is probably all still a shock for her.
her baby daddy allegedly left her for lord voldermort and she’s in pure confuzzlement.
you know she has something to say.
well you’re in luck because a foxholer sent me her exclusive interview.
she is taking back her power ya’ll…
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i can make males very comfortable with me.
i’ll never forget,
years ago,
i went on a date with this author who was dl.
it was our first time meeting and i didn’t want some netflix and chill shit.
now he was acting all nervous before the date,
but once we were in that restaurant,
he was doing way too much.

Eye fuckin’ the shit outta me
Taking food off my plate seductively
Finding ways to touch me

he was making me nervous cause i was like wtf!!!!!
talmbout he wanted to teach me how to write books.
we didn’t kiss,
my lips never touched his privates,
nor did he get a whiff of this good stuff but i had that nose wide open.
i’ve realized that when/if a male is into you,
regardless of what the circumstances are,
they will let their defenses all the way down.
i don’t know whose nose is wide open between jeffree star or andre marhold.
both?
i mean andre out here cooking dinner on ig stories and doing alla this…
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