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The Jackal Who Wanted The Cheeks In The Gym Shower

we see all this meat in the gym and we want to touch.
i can understand the frustration.
the wolf/fox/hybrid you literally want to fuck is standing there,
in the flesh,
and your loins are on fire.
don’t get killed for it now.
well an f-bi alerted me of a jackal in chicago that couldn’t resist his urges.
so this is what he did via the chicago tribune…
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That Time 700 From Grindr In One Night Showed Up

so you want to get revenge over your ex,
eh?
well you have a few options.
you send him:

a shit cake
a dead rat postal
let God handle it

…nah?
ok then how about send 700 horny forest dwellers from grindr to his den?
perfect.
well that is what allegedly happened to matthew herrick.
he is suing grindr for it as well.
towerload has the story…
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The Magically Re-Appearing “POTUS” Twitter Account

ummmmmmmm…
i un-followed the “potus” account and now i’m following it again.
allegedly,
it has happened to everyone who removed the account after obama left.
twitter…
don’t force these jackals and hyenas on us.
we will all collectively report you for spam.

The Follow Up That Is “Michael Jackson” NOT Played By

well that was quick.
even resting peacefully,the king of pop can still make moves.
so remember ( x that disgusting trailer ) for what i thought was a movie,
but is really a show,
called “urban myths”?
they had a white actor “trying” to play michael jackson.
well it’s been pulled from the episode line up.
here is what happened via npr…
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Let’s Do Something Wild Tonight! Let’s Go Catch HIV!

so we covered a lot of good stuff in the foxhole for 2016.
well how did we miss this story?
it’s about a new way of having raw sex.
a foxholer sent me the latest wave in catching hiv.
you do it purposely!
it’s called “sex roulette”.
it goes a little something like this via the huffington post…
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