Category: I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM
I Be On My “Suit and Tie” Shit (Your 52nd Thought: 52)
nothing like a wolf in a suit and tie.
a suit that is actually tailored to his body.
a correctly tied tie.
clean shoes.
looking like a bag of money.
i’m already taking off my clothes.
everyone meet justin timberlake.
he is back with new music.
he has a new track with jay called “suit and tie“.
produced by his BFF, timbaland.
i wanted you all to hear it and tell me what you think…
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The Dragon Leaks All Over Her Spread… (VC: 16)
all the photos from gq have leaked.
i think.
she does come with surprises…
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Have I Ever Said How Much I Wanted To Smash LL Cool J?
he is one of my fantasies.
that is definitely daddy right there.
ll cool j has a new video and song i’m just now hearing about.
it’s called “take it” and it’s featuring joe…
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Has Your Love For O-Cakes Gone Away?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY O-CAKES!
so he has decided to send you a care package on the 29th.
not those caramel cakes delivered in tight boxer briefs.
but this…
Nicki Minaj and Cassie Want You To Come Meet “The Boys”
cassie still sings?
i learn something new everyday…
another video from nicki minaj.
get ready for it…
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Let’s Just Fuck And Get It Over With
you like to fuck me, don’t you?
i know.
i like to fuck you too.
we fuck really good.
our sexual chemistry is… influential.
remember when we fucked in front of your best friend?
he said he was about to join us.
lol.
no wait…wait… remember the first time we ever fucked?
you thought it would be cute to decorate the bedroom with candles.
it made me smile.
obviously you didn’t know we were going to… fuck.
that “raw passionate nasty” type of fucking.
i hate you fucking.
make up sex fucking.
i miss you fucking.
just got out of jail fucking.
“i waited a long time for this” fucking.
fucking has no romance.
there are no candles or roses on the bed.
anita baker or teddy pendergrass.
it’s an explosion of lust.
and you lusted me… hard.
on the floor.
like an animal.
making me beg.
making me cry.
i felt like your nasty bitch.
i actually loved it.
i wanted you to stop.
you didn’t.
you alley ooped all in my shit.
did the dougie in my booty.
you took it and owned it.
i had no choice.
i didn’t care.
it was good.
it was amazing.
it was dynamic.
i could still smell you on me the next day.
but… we have to stop this.
it isn’t healthy.
i can’t keep doing this.
it isn’t going anywhere.
you just want my ass.
the lock to the garden of ecstasy.
i just want your dick.
the only thing that tames me.
i become your slave.
you like that.
i hate that.
your dick has this control over me.
shit i’m horny now.
let’s fuck and get it over with.
end it once and for all.
ya know what?
i’ll let marsha ambrosius sing it for you in her new song…
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