“batty big watch how mi love it up
Bend ova and spread and mek mi stick it in and bun it up”

the caribbean massive know what this is about.
i just heard this song and was like:

“wait a minute doe?????”

i can’t wait to see miley pop to this…

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get ready for this.
seriously foxhole.
i must have watched this without blinking…

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i won’t even lie,
but i’m really feelin yeezus.
*ducks tomato*
something about it…
this music battle show down was a good one,
but who will take the crown next week?
rap-up got the early estimates and well…

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aaliyah is back.
god i’ve missed her.
i thought drake owned the rights to her dead body?
breezy wolf obviously didn’t care anyway.
he has a new song + video called “they don’t know”.
it features none other than the late aaliyah…

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you ever heard a song that just…
i dunno…
connected to your spirit heaaaaaaaaavy?
you listened to it over and over because it took your mind places?
it made you think about a better life,
some damn good sex,
or even that love you been waiting for?
i just heard k michelle’s “v.s.o.p” today and it did all 3…

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that is a shot from her new video for,
“we can’t stop”.
it’s as white girl ratchet as you would imagine miley could be…

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