john mayer and andy cohen decided on the hamptons for their home

i didn’t knowjohn mayer and andy cohen were a couple.
that hasn’t been confirmed but that’s what the forests been barking.
i’m gonna slap an allegedly on this.
now the following didn’t help in the rumors:

x Andy likes John’s supple lips

he do got nice lips doe.
they recently ( x bought a crib together too ).
listen,
folks are shacking up to split these bills nowadays.
someone i know brought up that john “must be gay“.

“Why do you think that?”

“He is over a certain age,
no kids,
hasn’t been married,
and sus with a gay man.”

He is gay.”

so in an effort to check foolishness,
i said…

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jack harlow said, “i bet ______ would f_ck me if i let him”

jack harlow is not my speed but after the following,
i might let him pull up to my bumper bay beeeeeee.

i kid.
kinda.
even though the following will bring about potential foolishness,
this recent leak about smashin’ lil nas x had me a tad aroused.
an alleged verse from an unreleased kanye song called “money bags” rose from the dead.
jack “allegedly had” said on his verse

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cirque du so- they broke up cause their relationship was obviously terrible

confessional: i love when people’s relationships are a circus.
it starts off doing the absolute most and ends in chaos.
get the popcorn and enjoy the show.

Sidebar: I love it when they ask for privacy when the circus comes to an end.
Suddenly,
pics and videos start coming down and they want to be pretend it didn’t happen.
NOPE.
They give us backstage passes that we won’t forget.

who didn’t see ^this coming with these two?
jodie did all the heavy lifting with pacey from dawson’s creek.
pacey looks like he doesn’t want to be tamed anytime soon.
pacey looks like he loves giving out samples of that penis too.
( x read about it here )
after another break up for social media to see,
i’m gonna ask ya’ll a serious question.
one that i want you to really think about.

Are ya’ll really shocked by these recent string of break ups/divorces?

…cause i’m not.
here is the thing…

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ya’ll cap cause ya’ll would hang out with a fresh on the market odell beckham jr

best believe,
if you hear that i’m single and “hanging out” with someone like ^this
who just became newly single as well:

He is slaying this foxhole mercilessly.

i don’t blame this vixen for “hanging out” with him tbh…

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angelica ross has beef with a gal in 1984 but filmed in 2019

when angelica ross of pose fame posted this on her twitter,
the first thing i said to myself:

“Emma Roberts”.

what can i font?
i’m pyschic.

emma roberts has been cosplaying chanel oberlin,
an obnoxious (but kind of iconic) character she played on scream queens.
that happens to be another ryan murphy production.
angelica dropped the story about her time with emma on ahs 1984 and…

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justin timberlake says aht! aht! (don’t get attached to his background singers in *nsync)

justin timberlake comes off like a user to me.
in my opinion,
he used many to propel him to success.
janet,
britney,
and the black community.
that album where he was in his lumberjack era came and went.
he even had beef with a black legend or two.

when i saw him stroll up on stage with *nsync at the vmas:

taylor swift and i were excited.
i hope ya’ll are doing something“.
yeah,
no

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