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some of us are not strong enough for fame and the entertainment industry

i’ve been thinking a lot about lil nas x tbh.
it made me realize just how awful the entertainment industry is.
it also made me think about each role someone assumes:
when you play the role of troll,
people don’t know when you are serious or not.
tbh,
so many people are breaking and killing themselves for their 15 minutes,
but once they get that first hit…
i don’t think prison was in the cards for lil nas x but here we are

oof,
lil nas x,
if you are trolling for album sales,
ima need you to hit up that safe word like NOW.
“BANANAS”
“OXYCONTIN”
“HELP”
i saw this pop up from “the neighborhood talk” and:
double oof BUT this actually could be a good thing,
especially for someone like LNX.
in my head…
lil nas x might be going out sad

what in God’s name is going on with lil nas x?
i feel like he does not know who is he anymore.
somewhere between sliding down stripper poles and lap dancing on satan,
he fell off somewhere.
i was interested in this new era of his but then…

so allegedly,
he was hospitalized for an OD but was caught half naked walking the L.A. streets…
tamika scott was giving out blessings and taking names later

one of my favorite past times is:
watching people who lead with BITCH first instead of KINDNESS miss out on their blessings.
…or when they fumbled you and come into your “thriving era”.
this is why your default should always be kind first BUT bitch when you are being disrespected.
sometimes,
you might just have to crash out on that mofo who tried you.
folks be walking around here being nasty to everyone and i often wonder:
how many random acts of kindness and blessings did they miss out on?
tamika scott,
one of the vixens in xscape,
allegedly experienced a bunch of bitches first when she went to eat with her daughter.
the restaurant is “the juicy crab” in ga.
sidebar: is the food good at “the juicy crab”?
so anyhoo…
according to her,
a few of the waitresses did not help them as they stood there waiting for a table.
one waitress did what she was being paid to do tho:

…and because she was so kind to tamika and her daughter,
she got a surprising blessing…
travis kelce went from spicy white to all american bear white

with certain issues,
i try to remember i have eyes and not live in denial.
i like a lot of taylor swift’s albums but this take has less to do with her.
when travis kelce was with that kayla nicole,
he looked fine AF.
he was always looking tanned,
bright eyed,
and freshly fucked.
i loved the body language with her in past videos:
there was a clip of them on a football field,
her trying to throw the football,
and travis could NOT keep his paws off her ass.
she is walking and his hand was like a honing signal on her ass cheeks.
look,
you could tell he loved fucking her.
this is what i mean by chemistry.
anyhoo,
i saw the recent pictures of travis for GQ and…
“what kind of hole you got to bag that fine ass manz?”

first off,
we gotta stop putting fine ass manz on pedastals.
they want love like everyone else.
i loooooooooooooooooooved the show,
“soul food“.
we are missing that kind of dynamic on black shows now tbh.
two things i remember about the show was the sex and:
the entire cast had chemistry with each other.
kenny aka rockmond dunbar was my obsession.
( x that one sex scene he had )
fonting of chemistry,
the vibes between damon aka boris kodjoe,
and terri aka nicole ari parker,
was so obvious especially after their first sex scene.
i heard they were messing around bts and that tracked for me.
why wouldn’t she?

she was on keke palmer’s podcast talking about how she bagged him…
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