Im just letting all you Baller Wolves know reading…
That I will be also doing a screening for your beards when you are with me…
Like these two:

I need to like her ass too.

So my Vixens over at Baller Alert came up with a list for other Vixens to become beards.
Something I am all too familiar with when your image needs a cute hoe on your arm…

Continue reading “Hi, I’m CoochieLana and I’ll Be Your Wolf’s Beard Today!” →

Hail Mary, full of grace
Get down on your knees and pray
Jesus Christ, hanging on the cross
Died for our sins, it’s such a loss
Saint Christopher, find my way
I’ll be coming home one day
Saint Sebastian, don’t you cry
Let those poison arrows fly
Saint Anthony, lost and found
Thomas a cryin’, just stand your ground
All those saints and holy men…

Catch me before I sin again

I hate Christians.
I do not hate God.
I love him for the fact that he sent his only begotten son to die on the cross for me.
But, I really hate Bible Thumpers.
I hate them with a passion.
They are what is wrong with church today.

Where the fuck do you get off trying to tell me about myself?

Continue reading “I’m A Sinner… and I Like it That Way.” →

I was not intending to go really.
I do not do “signings”.
I’m not a groupie so standing in a line waiting for a Baller Wolf is not my idea of a good time.
Also, here is couple other reasons…

I don’t do lines.
I do not do heat in a line.
I do not do kids in a line.

All 3 things violated me today something heavy!
My friend wanted to go because he is the new rookie drafted to the Knicks.
As a Knicks fan, he wanted an autograph.
I wanted a seat.
But when I walked up to him, I was taken by surprise.
He was kinda smashable…

Continue reading “I Met A Basketball Rookie Today… and He Was Kinda Smashable.” →

I woke up with an Epiphany this morning.
Before I could wipe the cold out my eyes and pop a toothbrush in my mouth,
I was awoken by the sound of my inner voice screaming.
Sounds psycho, I know.
But, I have been feeling somewhat… down and disgusted these last few days.
I have been feeling “tired”, “worried”, and “over it”.
It has been making me sick and throwing up.
Somehow and somewhere, I picked up bad acid reflux or something.
I would rather be in bed sleep than actively doing anything.
And when I had to go somewhere, I wasn’t fully invested.
I must have been hit with some kind of depression that crept on me like a vine.

But, where THE FUCK did it come from?…

Continue reading “The Emancipation of The Fox Who Created His Own Restrictions” →

I wrote an entry yesterday about Wolves and their sometime-y aggression.
One of my aces,
Random,
came through and knocked a comment out the park for me.
I love when I read a comment and it makes me tingle inside.
(mind out the gutter pervert)

I like the long hard tingles of inspiration…

Continue reading “mental homework (6)” →

TODAY IS NATIONAL HIV AWARENESS DAY!

Great sex = even greater protection!
Our friends over at Vibrant Vibes is having a special today.
A 100 condom sampler for $20.00.
Ain’t nothing that says “FUCK ME SAFELY” than that.

CLICK HERE TO PURCHASE 100 CONDOMS!

Use coupon code: BESAFE at check out to get 100 condoms for only 20 dollars!

I getting mine!
So I hope you are getting yours!

😉

Oh and all my Baller Wolves who are reading this…
I hope your platinum credit cards are in your hands already.
We know that you… and condoms…. always a “where was the protection?” situation.
no reason you can buy us pretty things for over $1,000…
but cannot afford a box of condoms for $20.