when i think of “unproblematic baller wolves”,
chris paul comes to mind.
he gets the award for “nicest nba cheeks” too.

if he is doing dirt,
it’s so low,
it’s 8 feet under.
i don’t what possessed a “fan” to fuck with his family during a game but…

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saturday evening confessions.
i got no shame since we are family here.
when i was a kid in barbados,
i had to be around 8,
i was exploring and found my mother’s ( x kadooment day ) outfit.
it was this pink gown-like situation.
i put it on while my grandmother was sleeping.
i went into her backyard and twirled around with my dog.
i never did it again but for that moment,
i was doing something i wasn’t supposed to be doing as a young boy.

A young and sexually confused boy.

retired nba baller wolf,
dwyane wade,
admitted that he used to wear his sister’s clothes as a young boy…

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it didn’t take long for dwyane wade’s daughter,
zaya wade,
to get scooped up.
i mean,
it’s easy when you are the child of a famous nba baller wolf.
the wades took a picture for easter and zaya introduced us to the new boo…
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if you look at my most gay’s porn history,
some gays think rough sex means a solid sexual experience.
i feel like rough sex can look good on onlyfans.
phatrabbitkiller,
i’m looking at you:

And one for bleach with all the footprints and blood he be leaving on folks’ white sheets ????

— Rhyheim (@RhyheimX) February 1, 2022

in the real forest,
sometimes you want to be fucked ROUGH.
like,
you walk in the door and your manz randomly throws you on the table.
i love the “make up sex” version of rough sex tbh.
i want some daddy issues.

“Yes Daddy…
light hoke
I won’t have a smart ass mouth anymore…
smack across ass“

that just raises my endorphins to helium levels in my soul.
i’ll cook a negro a 5-star breakfast after that kind of shit.
rough sex can cause a lot of wear and tear on your foxhole if done too much.
it should never look like this tho:

mlb baller wolf,
trevor bauer of the dodgers,
was asked to do some brutal rough sex with ^that she-jackal.
she decided to claim he did it purposely and tried to ruin his career.
a judge ruled this via “tmz“…

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i love this picture of odell beckham jr.
heart eyes city.
we go from flash brown to odell.
it’s never a dull moment in the foxhole.
you know what i really appreciate?

The number of males in the foxhole who were there for me during my times in need.

males are taught to eat,
sleep,
and fuck.
anything else is “soft” or “gay” even with some gays too.
i’ve been one that most males came to when they needed advice or a shoulder.
unfortunately,
they weren’t strong to defend me when i needed them.
i loved this moment between odell beckham jr and deebo samuels.
odell plays for the rams and deebo plays for the 49ers.
after the 49ers lost,
deebo was crying on the bench.
this is what odell did…

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nfl baller wolf,
sterling shepard,
and ex (?) model chanel iman were actually a cute couple.
they were pumpin’ out kids and i was sure this #couplegoals would make it.
it seems males today are taking the steps when a relationship has come to an end.
sterling and chanel were together for 6 years,
3 years being married with two kids,
and well…

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