well i guess time is up.
my time anyway.
kerry rhodes will not bust in my foxhole,
confess his undying love for me,
and take me to some remote destination to live happily ever after.
all while providing me with his credit card to prove it.
…and then i woke up.
well actually kerry did that to someone else.
he also gave them a ring to boot.
yes everyone.
you don’t even have to guess.
kerry rhodes,
foxhole favorite,
is engaged and well…
Continue reading “Kerry Rhodes Liked It So He… (You Know The Lyrics!)” →

aww.
aren’t they cute?
ciara and russell wilson making us all jealous for valentine’s day.
well not really.
see russell wilson is hot and ciara is hot ‘n’ horny.
this “abstaining before marriage” thing is killing that poor vixen.
that smile is actually saying:

“daddy.
please fuck me.
just fuck me nice ‘n’ hard.
please?”

this is what ciara had to say via people magazine…
Continue reading “He Ain’t Cummin’ Up Off Those Goodies No Time Soon, Deary!” →

so as we all know at that beyonce concert last night,
the carolina panthers lost to the denver broncos.
bad.
its like they gave them the win.
well cam newton had a post game interview and this is what happened…
Continue reading “Cam Newton Didn’t Even Say “Bye”” →

you know how people think all baller wolves are stupid?
well some definitely are…
but ones like marshawn lynch of the seattle seahawks aren’t.
so marshawn has amassed about 50 million dollars in the nfl.
according to him,
he hasn’t spent a dime.
this is what yahoo finance has to say…
Continue reading “How To Save 50 Million and Spend None of It” →

nfl baller wolf of the carolina panthers,
cam newton,
has always had interesting baller wolf swagg.
so when an f-bi sent me him in these pants…
Continue reading “Baller Wolf, Cam Newton, Killed A Zebra” →

well he is determined,
isn’t he?
michael sam is trying to get back into the nfl.
i guess dancing with the stars didn’t call him back for the tour?
either way,
this is what the ny daily news had to say via a foxholer…
Continue reading “Michael Sam Wants One More Shot For The Throne” →