Category: BACKWOODS
brazilian beauty

before kevin spacey decided to destroy legacy,
he was known as one of the best actors from the 90s.
one of my favorite movies is “american beauty” that he stars in.
i recommend that movie to everyone because i love it so much.
the message in the movie is really deep and hits different as an adult.
this part in the movie goes down as one of the iconic scenes in movie history.
That song is on our iPhones as a ringtone,
yes?
when i saw that wolf above covered in roses,
it reminded me of that scene.
that wolf tho…
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what is happening to him?

there is a misconception that the younger you look means the better you are.
tbh,
if you take care of yourself,
you can reach the exclusive “daddy” status.
if you’re lucky,
“zaddy” status.
one of my fav white wolves is confusing me with his aging or work out process…
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so he allegedly abuses vixens, is gay for pay, and addicted to coke?

Thanksgiving might be over but my inbox got stuffed with scandal.
this latest drop from an F-BI is hotter than your leftover mac and cheese.
well,
it’s going on 4 days.
you better freeze or throw them out.
a F-BI sent me the following:

*turns the microwave on 2 minutes*
so according to this drop…
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when the God of the sea dips into uncharted waters

Imagine seeing this coming…
out the water.
look what washed ashore in my box.
an F-BI dropped off a message in a bottle.
inside,
it contained the sexy siir neptune making waves.
its something you all wanted for quite some time…
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an F-BI made sure we had bunz the day before thanksgiving

When you come over for Thanksgiving,
you gotta bring something.
you can’t just roll up empty handed with the stomach to match.
an F-BI decided to bring the bunz as an appetizer.
i got a drop that said:

and then it was followed with this…
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do you think peanut the squirrel was putting nuts in this hole?

Allegedly fonting,
of course.
Clearly,
I’m late on this (w)hole Peanut the Squirrel debacle.
over the weekend,
i ended up watching this video from tiktok about it.
@forfoxsakewildlife Replying to @Terrafirma about Pnut
♬ original sound – For Fox Sake Wildlife Rescue
in a nutshell,
no pun intended,
the owner should not have had that squirrel in the first place.
peanut and a pet racoon ended up getting taken away and euthanized.
in that tikok,
it was mentioned the owner was attractive so i wanted to be nosy.
oh,
he is “one of those”.
gotcha.
the Fox-vine was fonting that even tho he has a wife,
he seems to allegedly appeal to gay males.
so then i went down even more of a hole than i should have.
i landed in a deep one.
allegedly…
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