lets say you were casting for a movie…
would you let these four baller wolves audition for you?
well i can see dwight howard in comedy,
michael crabtree in a romance flick,
shawn marion as a side kick in action movie,
and dez bryant in a porno.
well these four auditioned scenes from famous movies for relativity sports,
a division of relativity media,
a film studio that also produces tv and develops scripts plus distribution.
let’s see how they did for “we crush acting”…

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can you guess?…

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if he was completely naked and wanted to give you a hug,
would you let him?
just a question.
well this naked gentleman wanted to give random hugs in a cali train station.
and well…

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“remember when rob kardashian was sexy as shit?”

i never really looked at him like that,
but i do remember when he was somewhat attractive.
i went through my files,
postin’ things for tumblr,
and i remember when kim posted these pictures…

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chad.
you got stephen smith going off for 7 minutes.
an f-bi sent me this yesterday.
i giggled.
you know it’s bad when they gotta dedicate a segment on first take for yo ass…

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the game is always thought as someone nice enough to fuck,
but when he goes and does corny shit like this…

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