Tag: Inauguration

so it’s happening in a few days.
friday,
matter a fact.
donald trump will be sworn in as our new president.
that means you or i can try out for the gig.
clearly the standards have lowered.
well the talk has been about who will headline the festivities.
ya’ll damn near scared jennifer holiday back into irrelevancy.
sadly another negro vixen child has allegedly taken the gig.
everyone…

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

…says 90% of us.
well don’t fret my foxhole,
there will be some great music booked for the inauguration.
you can mask your sobs under the tunes.
this is the alleged list of who is performing…

WOW X MARKS THE FOX

such a powerful statement. i love my president.

GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES SOMETHING IYANLA VANZANT WOULD TELL YOU