Don’t Ask August Alsina About “That Guy” (He May Slap You)

Screen Shot 2014-04-16 at 12.36.41 AMyou see that hand?
it’ll be “slap slap right across ya melon.
easssssyyyyyyy”
well only if you ask august alsina about “that other r&b singer he don’t like no more”.
you know the one i’m talmbout.
keisha chante from 106 and park learned the hard way today…
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Myvidster Comments Hurt My Feelings (First World Problems)

tumblr_n3e84vIV3h1qjtvq2o1_500so i think myvidster is the best thing ever invented.
i don’t really get into their comment section because,
well,
i’m trying to get my nut off.
i treat that site like a booty call.
less talkin; more nuttin’.
xtube pipe taster by the name of “SouthPhilly_BoySuck” isn’t pleased.
he is shutting down his xtube because of the hurtful comments from myvidster viewers on his videos.
this is what he had to say…
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f0xmail: I Think This “Lookin Ass Nig” At The Gym Wants Me. Help?

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I see this guy at the gym. I see that he occasionally shoots me a few looks, nothing strange, but he just looks at me as I am working out. As he is about to leave, he takes a look back at me. Again, I don’t think much of it, but I leave soon after he does.

Well, I end up at a stop light and he pulls up next to me. He looks over at me again, but I didn’t say or do anything. Against my general judgment, I decide to post an ad on Craigslist in the m4m missed connections section. I gave a general description of a guy where many guys could fit the description.

Well, I get a response and the guy tells me what he was wearing, but he also makes a mention that he is straight as well. I ask a few more questions and it is indeed the same guy who was looking at me in the gym. My question for you is what do you think of the situation?

MY ANSWER…

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Aww (Purp Is Fine Tho)

tumblr_n41gi9pROm1r96op2o1_500is this an innocent friendly picture?
or are these two together?
if so: “aww”.
(kudos on getting that purp!)
#shipgoals
excuse me while i…
just wait a quick minute.
*goes and locks myself in bathroom*
tumblr_ma5qx2FZiw1r431bilowkey: *wipes tears and snot*
i feel like ive seen purp before tho.
f-bi: who these people?

BABE LETS TRY “THE MIMI” TONIGHT?!

Screen Shot 2014-04-14 at 10.17.43 PM“hiphop’s hottest couple”?
anyway…

so beyonce did it with the “serfboart”.
now mimi from #lhhatl done started something as well.
its called: “the mimi“.
 hanging on a shower rod while you getting another rod up inside you.
good times!
well i know some of ya’ll saw the sex tape leak and was excited to try that move.
i’m going to tell you this with one caveat
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Mimi and Nikko Make a Christian Mingle Video

Screen Shot 2014-04-14 at 8.26.49 PMso i’m at work today and decided to catch up on my entertainment fix.
i tune into tmz and literally gasped so loud that thing 2 looked at me.
so mimi from #lhhatl,
and her “whateveryouwannacallthat” nikko,
made a “christian mingle” relationship video.
yes.
they decided to randomly bless us.
so the mailroom wolves were goin in first:

“yooooo ya’ll see mimi????”
“bitch was doing gymnastics off the shower rod!”
“she a freak.”

…then thing 2 found out the preview clip was on wshh.
of course i couldn’t watch it on my work computer.
so i opened up my phone and saw this (nsfw and 18^)…
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That Time of Year Again (Ratchet)

xmashair-e1353391935873you smell that?
you don’t smell it?
take a good whiff.
  that’s it.
that is the smell of the return of “ratchet mondays” on vh-1.
clearly lhhny never gets it right.
my favorite of the series,
love and hiphop atl,
is back for season 3 and you gotta peep this ratchet mess of the trailer…
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Tears of a Clown

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“jamari check the calendar.
we have a meeting at 4pm today.
the vp and “liar liar” are also meeting with us.” - my boss.

oh jesus.
that is when i felt the butterflies in my stomach that wanting to escape out my butt…
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A Little Chocolate Before Bed.

tumblr_n3n66qxsMh1rj71puo2_500i want to wake up 2 sumin’ like dis.
2 sumin’ like dis…
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