who would you even choose out these 2?
so jj james and travis cure are now a terrible twosome…
if i looked like kim kardashian,
pre cat face,
i would probably be riding some dack right now.
probably serfboartin’ a sexy attentionisto/hood star.
i’d have no kids,
my bills would be paid,
and i’d have 100k followers on my social media accounts.
i would have a legit job and be a “model” of some sort on the side.
i’d have 2,000 unanswered texts.
all wolves fiending for a taste of my sweet tight waterfall pussy.
aaahhh life would be sweet!
well apparently that was the thought of jordan james parke.
he dropped 150k just to look like kim.
this is the results…
i think they you mean “FAIL”.
so i been seeing commercials for this movie called “the interview”.
it starred seth rogan and james franco.
sony pictures is the studio behind the movie.
the plot was those two doofuses going to kill kim jong-un,
the leader of north korea.
i instantly thought the film was a very bad idea.
sony hq’s private emails ironically got hacked revealing EVERYTHING.
directors were talkin’ shit about angelina jolie,
and a host of others.
well if you were planning on seeing “the interview” on christmas day,
it looks like you better go see something else…
so “bae in my head”,
had his flawless illusion “look and learn” seminar last weekend.
my head bae is like so successful and stuff.
as i was lookin’ through his pics,
can i point out his biggest…
so this christmas is going to be a bust.
i’m not really feelin’ it this year.
i’d love to start my new year with a career.
living off that revenue
give a mean peace sign to those hoes at my gig now
opening an image consulting company.
one of my home-vixens just asked me what i wanted for christmas.
i told her nothing much but…
i’m not a fan of temp agencies.
well let me not say that.
i’m not a fan of the process of temp agencies now.
before i use to snatch up jobs with temp agencies like nothing.
not so much.
i didn’t realize how much stress they are when you have a job…
i can already tell from the side profile and arms i would give it to him…
wolves and hybrids…
sometimes us foxes do things that should give you hints and clues.
do you think this is a hint or a clue?
and “not for straight eyes”)…
some of us suffer from it heavy,
but many of us don’t know how to handle it.
i can admit i don’t at times.
i read this article today on forbes on how successful people handle stress.
since the foxhole breeds the best,
i wanted to share the tips they recommended…