The Empire That Cried “DL Wolf”

tumblr_o6om6cQr8e1u5351mo1_500well empire tried to give us “la complex” tonight.
they introduced a new lust interest for jamal.
his name is “d-major” and he is also dl.
he blew jamal’s back out,
was acting funny in public,
realized he liked the flavor of jamal’s walls,
and now jamal will be his lowkey side piece.
that sounds like a excerpt from my memoirs.
well here are some of my thoughts

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My Prom Dress Has Mud On It Now

tumblr_inline_ni728n3ItM1t05gs7prom is always a vixen’s dream.
the wolves…
eh.
most of them just trying to get laid at the end of the night.
the vixens tho…
they usually go all out so their night can be absolutely magical.
…and then get laid after.
well that is what tayja jones,
a high schooler from pa,
was trying to accomplish on her prom night.
this was what she wore
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Janet Jackson Has Good News (and Possible Bad News For You)

Screen Shot 2016-05-04 at 6.27.56 PMwelp!
janet jackson is pregnant with her first cub.
she is pregnant at soon to be 50.
i know the hubz must be thrilled.
ya know who is not thrilled?
all those who had tickets to her concerts she had to “postpone”.
i doubt she is going to go back on tour after she gives birth.
she isn’t a spring vixen anymore,
but congrats on the new addition!

lowkey: so when her cub is going to prom,
she will be 80-ish?
70-ish?

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