The Desperate Gun Slingin’ Housewife

Cl1ZZyiVYAEKi-dwell she looks crazy.
this sounded like an episode of “desperate housewives”.
so christy sheats,
who use to reside in texas,
decided to give her hubby a birthday present he will never forget.
she killed their daughters right in front of him.
this is the story via the daily mail
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Quincy Chad Is Orange, New, Black, and Fine

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“he could jack hammer me anytime.”
so i’m minding my business,
watching “orange is the new black”,
and ^this fine black wolf walks right into a scene.
his name is mr. mcdonald.

“hi mr. mcdonald”

well i paused the episode to do some foxhole work.
i always get my wolf.
foxhole
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“You’re A Monster Because You Didn’t Attend Pride”

tumblr_mars2pSsDz1qcopsao1_500so i was talking to a foxholer on one of my socials today.
we were discussing someone being personally offended they didn’t attend ny pride.
according to them,
the animal said:

“oh you can be gay,
but you can’t go show love at pride?
what are you?
dl?”

this was coming from a straight vixen who was going.
the foxholer,
who is more discreet,
felt they may have been doing something wrong because they didn’t go to pride.
well…
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Kanye Has A Message For Everyone

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this is kanye’s alleged message to everyone in the video.
maybe us who are scared for life.
well i guess kanye told them.
i’m sure taylor swift will take him up on his offer.

lowkey: can anyone really sue him?