before i get into this video,
i nearly didn’t post it.

THIS NIGGA IS DOING WAY TO MUCH!

ain’t no reason this shit is 12:51.
and he is EXTRAAAAAAA.
way too fucking extra.
he is trying to spread the message,
but tongue poppin’, “girl”, and doing all this bullshit.
we don’t give a fuck about your phone or your pants.
focus nigga.
he needs a cue card and adhd pill.

… but, he was on point with his assumptions.
i have also noticed some of the things he spoke about….

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would you let miguel own your cupcakes?
would you let him lick your cream filling off?
well, he wants to own that pussy…

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a little background on the following video:

this wolf got caught stealing a snickers bar in a flatbush 7-11.
he tried to run out the store,
but the workers got a hold on him and well….

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how dare these two people not fall in love!
how dare they say fuck it and get married!
how dare they!

my straight kappa homeboy called me flipping out.
i didn’t know what was going on until he slid the link to me in an email.
it seems that the he and the other kappas are not happy with these two being gay under their organization.
i wanted to seriously ask him…

THE KAPPAS?!?
THE ONES WHO USUALLY ON THE D/L???

…but i put the phone on mute to laugh.
i know a kappa who,
every time he see me,
tries to of this good stuffon the low.
his boy to be exact.
i know of an openly gay kappa in new york too.
lol at the big drama….

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… and i think i liked it.
look at him.
i decided to introduce something new.
sooooo many people that i want to interview honestly.
i wanted to start small and get some practice before i go IN heavy…

that being said,
i did a little sniffin’ on metrell.
i saw he had an interesting story.
he has been through a lot that you would never know.
i hit him up and we did our thing.
check out my first ever interview with metrell hurst…

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can i just say that i love your emails?
you send me such good stuff to post and i am always so appreciative.

*****

i got an email from a vixen who has been a huge fan of my site.
she saw the following wolf on wshh and wanted me to post him.
she thinks i may like how he looks:

check.

being as how i am the number 1 wolf eater on the internet,
i decided to post.
everyone meet @jbrooka.

he is a rapper,
he has been in the army,
and he has the lips sculpted personally someone to sit on.

not to mention a body that needs to be covered in nestle.

now, this entry will not be complete without his music.
since we are 2 million views deep in the foxhole,
i’ll let you decide what you will do with him…

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