i know what everyone is thinking?
i bet it starts off with:

“where the hell…”
“is he…”
“umm…”

i know.
i know.
i up and went missing on my people.
see what hadda happened was…

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i invite you to an industry event one night.
now this isn’t the typical kind of function with hiphop wannabes.
this is a mixed crowd.
one with different kind of foxhole members.
you meet this guy:

he is feelin you.
you are feelin him.
numbers are exchanged.
good work.
weeks go by and you guys still talk.
he lives here:

he lets you drive his:

on the downside,
he likes a little of this:

…every once in a blue moon.
he isn’t hooked.
it’s a party drug.
he has a lot of money and connections.
he knows your birthday is coming up.
next week actually.
he wants to do something different for you.
he can buy you a crib,
cars,
and clothes whenever you want.
he says he will…

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grindr.
the next best thing in finding sex from a willing hoe in your area.
if you go to the notorious bbqs on 23rd street,
i bet everyone in the restaurant is logged onto either that or jack’d.
that spot is where the queens play… and try to get laid.
bellies full on chicken, shrimp, and cornbread.
a f-bi sent me something that shows you better watch your ass (literally)…

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when you look at your life,
are you satisfied?
do you say to yourself,
“could i be doing more?”
do you look at others and wonder why they are so ahead?
what is it that they are doing that you aren’t?
i often wonder what happens to us?
those who feel stuck,
lost,
or completely UN-satisfied.
what will it take for you to be completely happy?
and, are you really working towards that happiness?
have you ever wondered…

Am I where I need to be?

“Wassup?”
“Nothing, sup with you?”
“Nada.”
“Who knew I would meet you on a chat site.”
“Yeah…”
“I had a feeling you got down.”
“Was I obvious?”
“Just to me…”
“Oh ok cool…”
“What are you looking for?”
“Just someone to get down with, ya know?”
“Are you out?”
“Hell naw!”
“Lol juss asking…”
“Naw, I’m private. Just discreet with it…”

You got him.
He could have been a classmate,
a work colleague,
or even that dude you see every time you go to the bodega.
Those who are lucky got that Baller they were scheming on.
But in a word of sex, lies, and outings…

Can he trust you?

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Check this scenario.

You meet this Wolf here:

Yummy.

So check his portfolio:
He works at Home Depot, 25 years old, social weed head, and still lives with his mama.

Anyway, he already thinks you are worth something.
You haven’t even opened your mouth yet, but he already assumes you are at a higher value than him.
He is secretly attracted to you because of that.
You don’t realize this and only go on your feelings of loneliness and wanting to get fucked.
You cut to the chase and you let him lay some serious pipe on you.
You let him do this again, and again, and again because this is how you started it all.

Now your only worth fucking and he has slowly lost interest.

Do you give it up to the lowest bidder?

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