*read this entry and you’ll have good luck for the rest of your days.
imagine having that much money in your checking?
gadzooks.
for many of us,
we don’t have the luxury of having that kind of money.
folks on ig make it look so easy tho.
the insta-gays are in the most fly shit,
stay at all the parties,
and look rested and relaxed.
their muscles look like they’re insured for millions.
the rest of us are one emergency away from doom.
all of us can’t be on the flex.
i saw an interesting tweet that i wanted to share with the foxhole…

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there was a hyena who lived in front of my building.
i heard all this commotion outside.
when i looked out,
this asshole murdered a cat by repeated slamming a door into it.
i cried for hours that night.
i can still hear that door and that poor car screaming in agony.
last i heard,
he was in jail for murdering someone.

this jackal at one of my last jobs.
he would talk about how,
as a kid,
he would randomly kill animals with no remorse.
he’d snap their necks and legit laugh about it.
he turned out to be a heartless son of a bitch.
never cared about who he hurt or the lives he destroyed.
last i heard,
he was rising up the ladder in his career.

“miss sunday” from “game of thrones“,
nathalie emmanuel,
shared this video on her twitter.
i’m gonna share it with the foxhole…

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aunt wendy knew her jackal was a hot mess before she married him.
it was alleged she knew “during” the marriage too.
too bad she has to learn,
in the middle of a divorce,
just what a raggamuffin she knew he was.
it has led to her baby,
kevin jr,
in getting arrested over that same jackal she married.
“the daily mail” had my mouth wide open reading this…
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let’s font about the song of the summer.
you guessed it.
lil nas x and billy ray cyrus.
“old town road“.

i’m starting to hear this song everywhere.
i plan on getting a cowboy hat as we font.
well,
lil nas x had a gift for billy ray for being so generous…
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how does one throw the entire bag away?
ask jason mitchell.
he’s the recent ex-star of “the chi” on “showtime“.
before getting fame,
i really think media training and a mental scan should be required.
too many folks getting past the velvet ropes who don’t deserve it.
hell,
too many attentionistos on ig don’t deserve it.
folks will beg to be put on,
but do some dumb shit and lose it all.
jason really baffled all of us today…
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some folks handle “hurt” differently than others,
especially gay males.
walter lee hampton seems to be hurt.
a pineapple named xavier hurt his ass.
so much so,
he put all his business out there in a 20 video rant on youtube.
this is how the first video started…
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