ya’ll better get back on the grind at grindr or you’ll be assed out

when the pandemic went into overdrive,
many people had to readjust their lives.
many of my friends had to turn their homes into offices.
their kid’s bedrooms became a classroom.
don’t even get me started on those who worked while on vacation.
it was confusing like,
how is this gonna work?“,
but everyone adjusted and figured it out.
so much so…

They started to like it.
They started to love it.

they realized they didn’t need to be in an office to get work done.
they could be home,
do their jobs,
and still have a work/life balance.
none of these jobs went bankrupt during the panny as they feared.
some jobs did tremendously well tbh.
the same ceos who were preaching “wfh!” are now changing their tunes.
apparently,
that is what is happening at grindr

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when your job makes you cry

i never thought i would cry at work but i did.
when i worked in fashion

I’d see white vixens running to the bathroom next to my desk in tears.

…and i told myself that would never be me.
welp!
fast forward a few years later!
many of us can relate to being broken down at work.
some of our jobs can be real abusive and we don’t talk about it enough.
i watched a video with a wolf breaking down on his break.
he didn’t even want to go back

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KIM KARDASHIAN SAYS YA’LL NEED TO GTFU AND WORK

kim kardashian has kinda grown on me slowly.
i won’t be watching her shows or going out of my way to check for her,
but she has been around so long that she is like an infestation.
she said something for variety that has everyone mad.


a broken clock can be right twice a day.
she said people need to get their ass up and work
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per my last email, i will remind you who satan is and why i ownz your soul

you ever got an email like ^that from your boss and it ended with:

“Please advise…”


just following upandwhat’s the ETA onare similar phrases that give britney face.
it’s usually the first thing on a monday or right before you leave on a friday.
so now you gotta dig through your emails to show you aren’t a doofus.

“Found it!”

you forward it,
leave a passive-aggressive “let me know if you have any concerns“,
and go back to watching a youtube video.
God forbid you can’t find it tho,
you’ll get chewed out and the infamous:

“Going forward…”

those who work in corporate offices know how it goes.
ya’ll know.
one sentence i’ve seen in a few emails that are usually attached to fuckery is

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baby, come smash me in the storage room during my 15 minute break *end text*

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i’m not beyond messing with a co-worker from a job.
listen,
i’ve worked with some fine ass wolves at past jobs.
i’ve never had sex with any of them,
but i haveĀ  fantasized smashin’ my brains out over a conference room table.
when you spend 8 hours a day with other attractive folks,
you’re bound to develop feelings or relationships.
i’ve been at jobs where folks were fuckin’ in and out of the office,
but some of these same folks were in full blown relationships/marriages.
i saw a video of two cooks smashing at work in south africa,
but they are both in alleged marriages

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so ya’ll might be back to work as early as next week? (no more social distancing?)

you will be back on the apps by this time next week.
why?
trump seems to have changed his mind on social distancing.
everyone might be back outside pretty soon because via “the huffington post“…

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