per my last email, i will remind you who satan is and why i ownz your soul

you ever got an email like ^that from your boss and it ended with:

“Please advise…”


just following upandwhat’s the ETA onare similar phrases that give britney face.
it’s usually the first thing on a monday or right before you leave on a friday.
so now you gotta dig through your emails to show you aren’t a doofus.

“Found it!”

you forward it,
leave a passive-aggressive “let me know if you have any concerns“,
and go back to watching a youtube video.
God forbid you can’t find it tho,
you’ll get chewed out and the infamous:

“Going forward…”

those who work in corporate offices know how it goes.
ya’ll know.
one sentence i’ve seen in a few emails that are usually attached to fuckery is

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baby, come smash me in the storage room during my 15 minute break *end text*

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i’m not beyond messing with a co-worker from a job.
listen,
i’ve worked with some fine ass wolves at past jobs.
i’ve never had sex with any of them,
but i haveĀ  fantasized smashin’ my brains out over a conference room table.
when you spend 8 hours a day with other attractive folks,
you’re bound to develop feelings or relationships.
i’ve been at jobs where folks were fuckin’ in and out of the office,
but some of these same folks were in full blown relationships/marriages.
i saw a video of two cooks smashing at work in south africa,
but they are both in alleged marriages

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so ya’ll might be back to work as early as next week? (no more social distancing?)

you will be back on the apps by this time next week.
why?
trump seems to have changed his mind on social distancing.
everyone might be back outside pretty soon because via “the huffington post“…

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i love when you’re aggressive with me

i like,
no LOVE,
an aggressive wolf.
not “i think you’ll rape me” aggressive.
i’m fontin’ moreso in personality.
i’m always the aggressor when pursuing someone i’m attracted to.
they’ll start out aggressive,
throwing signs and shit,
but when i follow up to close the loop,
they get all standoffish and i’m left all wet.
you thought you was “this close” to getting the dick.
one thing i can’t stand is a male who talks a good game in public,
shows he’s attracted to you discreetly,
but plays the passive aggressive white vixen shit with his actions.
nothing turns me off more.
so you already know i can’t deal with it at work…

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you might want to think twice fuckin that dude at work!

so i just took a break from a long work assignment.
i know.

“work on a weekend?
how dare they?”

well,
i have 10 days to finish it.
i could have done it at the office,
but i want it done now.
i don’t know how it is in your neck of the woods but…

New Yawk has been implementing serious “sexual harassment workplace laws”

this means employers are cracking down on any bad behavior.
my training course for my job lays it all out and i’m learning a lot.
it’s rather interesting,
but i came to a conclusion about something

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well don’t be a (fake) bitch about it

i like my bitches to be upfront with their bitchery.
male or female.
i respect a real bitch.
nothing worst than a fake bitch being in disguise as:

a “good” person
that “cool” person
that “chill” family member
my “cool ass” foxholer
the “we connected” wolf

…so on and so forth.
i’ve often wondered tho…

Does being fake really get you anywhere?

losing my job wasn’t the thing that pissed me off…

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