i never thought i would cry at work but i did.
when i worked in fashion…
I’d see white vixens running to the bathroom next to my desk in tears.
…and i told myself that would never be me. welp! fast forwarda few years later!
many of us can relate to being broken down at work.
some of our jobs can be real abusive and we don’t talk about it enough.
i watched a video with a wolf breaking down on his break. he didn’t even want to go back…
kim kardashian has kinda grown on me slowly.
i won’t be watching her shows or going out of my way to check for her,
but she has been around so long that she is like an infestation.
she said something forvarietythat has everyone mad.
you ever got an email like ^that from your boss and it ended with:
“just following up” and“what’s the ETA on” are similar phrases that give britney face. it’s usually the first thing on a monday or right before you leave on a friday.
so now you gotta dig through your emailsto show you aren’t a doofus.
you forward it,
leave a passive-aggressive “let me know if you have any concerns“,
and go back to watching a youtube video.
God forbid you can’t find it tho,
you’ll get chewed outand the infamous:
those who work in corporate offices know how it goes. ya’ll know. one sentence i’ve seen in a few emails that are usually attached to fuckery is…
*the following entry is rated r. viewer discretion is strongly advised.
i’m not beyond messing with a co-worker from a job.
i’ve worked with some fine ass wolves at past jobs.
i’ve neverhad sex with any of them,
but i have fantasized smashin’ my brains out over a conference room table.
when you spend 8 hours a day with other attractive folks,
you’re bound to develop feelings or relationships.
i’ve been at jobs where folks were fuckin’ in and out of the office,
but some of these same folks were in full blown relationships/marriages. i saw a video of two cooks smashing at work in south africa, but they are both in alleged marriages…
i like, no LOVE, an aggressive wolf. not “i think you’ll rape me” aggressive. i’m fontin’ moreso in personality.
i’m always the aggressorwhen pursuing someone i’m attracted to.
they’ll start out aggressive, throwing signs and shit,
but when i follow up to close the loop,
they get all standoffish and i’m left all wet.
you thought you was “this close” to getting the dick.
one thing i can’t stand is a male who talks a good game in public, shows he’s attracted to you discreetly,
but plays the passive aggressive white vixen shit with his actions. nothing turns me off more.
so you already know i can’t deal with it at work…