okay…
wait…
 britney spears is smarter than the average pop star vixen.
you won’t convince me the real britney wasn’t locked away in a dungeon until recently.
wellllllll…
she has been released from her conservatorship and the old britney has appeared…

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when i was working at “the plantation”,
which was my last job,
i lost a lot of weight due to stress and anxiety.
i was throwing up all my food after i ate anything.
at my going away party,
i saw a picture of me and cried.

I was so skinny

since i’ve been unemployed and relatively stress-free,
i’m back to looking healthy again.
so i wasn’t in the mood tonight,
but a vix-bi sent me something i couldn’t ignore.
chadwick boseman has been getting pretty slim since “black panther”.
this latest video that he posted on his ig,
which he was sharing how he was giving back on “jackie robinson day”,
in which he played in the movie “42“.
it was a wonderful message,
but i was so distracted on how he looked in the video…

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twitter alert:

Some “straight” males are having sex with vixens,
marrying them,
having kids with them,
and it still isn’t containing that raging homosexuality/bisexuality.

andrew gillum,
former mayor of tallahassee,
and democratic candidate for florida governor,
seems to have been caught up in his own twitter alert today.
he was caught up in a suspected crystal meth overdose with a gay escort in miami.
ey yi yi.
candace owens broke the news today on twitter,
with the police report and well…

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have you been in a situation,
i’m sure many of you have,
where someone took their shirt off and it was like…

“Jesus,
give me the strength…“

i’ve been in many of those situations.
some on purpose; many by accident.
i’m surprised i didn’t spontaneously combust.
i put the following video on the foxhole ig today.
i want answers… Continue reading “a “Jesus, give me strength” type of situation (my thought are unclean)” →

^this is how i’m use to jessica simpson.
thick with some big boobs.
i liked these songs too:

and the gayest one of all:

don’t judge me.
well i know she stays pregnant,
but i saw these recent pics and…
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the ghetto…
i decided to take a day to myself yesterday.
i wasn’t feeling too good and turned my laptop off.
i guess the universe said:

“NAH HOMIE.
GO ON AND GET THAT LAPTOP.”

so i knew it would eventually come to this.
cardi b and nicki minaj would eventually cross paths.
there’s been a lot of subs being thrown by the both of them.
all that was needed was space and opportunity.
well guess what?
it happened.
where?
the harper’s bazaar icons party.
why?
…because they don’t like each other.
duh.
from the looks of these videos…

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