i’m so glad i didn’t have to “penis measure” to my father.
that would have been exciting.
/endsarcasm
Lord knows i would have failed.
well boosie,
a rapping jackal supreme,
male cub had a birthday recently.
in “fathers doing too much” news,
this is what boosie allegedly told him on instagram…
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in my head,
there is only two scenarios for the following video:

a) he was caught fuckin’ someone else and thrown out

or…
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/this entry is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.
also,
this isn’t for the straights either

so remember ( x this entry ) about the web series,
“tex brown”?
i said it looked like straight up porn.
many of the foxhole had different opinions,
but…
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/the following is a whole parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

well damn.
that was my reaction when i stumbled upon this web series,
“tex brown”.
i’m starting to think they’re beautiful shot pornos with scripts.
take a look at this…
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/the following is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is advised.

you’re with your manz in the car and feeling freaky.
you could give him a traveling smoothie.
that’s throat while he is driving.
nah…
already did that a few times and he almost crashed.
oh,
i know!
he could pull over on the highway and fuck…
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“oh dear”…
marylin monroe was a force to be reckoned with back in her prime.
even in death,
she is still the role model to many a snow bunnies with thot mindsets.
she also had a symmetrical face.
many white actresses have been pegged “the new marylin monroe” and failed miserably.
well a new “fail” tried her hand at recreating marilyn.
check who…
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