I Only Like It When You Coddle These Butt Cheeks

we gotta stop coddling our favorite celebs.
we gotta stop coddling those we are attracted to.
we gotta coddling our friends and fam that go awry.

we gotta stop coddling.

there is this epidemic where if someone we like fucks up,
we will rush to their defense and throw verbal hands.
even if they were in the room,
with the knife,
and took a selfie over the dead bawdy.
certain stan bases…
i’m looking at you.
we never get anywhere in life surrounded by “yes” enablers.
it only makes us feel superhuman,
which can be dangerous.
i suspect this is why so many are out here looking a mess.
where are their friends?
family?
a foxholer?
now don’t get me wrong
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I’m A Fraud

b0c632e9043ffc60764bc43302fc32b4i been thinking about this for a while.
so i’m a fraud.
ain’t no better time than to be honest
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The Truth About A Liar Liar

truthPOSTeveryone likes to confide in me.
i am told i come off very trusting.
i guess because i am always there to listen and try to help.
well who knew,
this year and around this time that liar liar

…Would be telling me her truth?

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This Is What I “Had” Heard About You (Rumors)

largei believe rumors are started from four key ingredients:

truth
lies
hurt
the obvious

i’ll tell you how
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Fake, Fraud, and FlimFlammery: The Life of Apollo Nida

liarliarwell i knew this was going to happen.
i knew it.
i just knew it.
apollo nida from #rhoa was going to come clean sooner or later.
i was waiting for everyone and his idiot wife to play catch up…
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The Truth, The Honest Truth, and Nothing But The Truth

MacMailIconso i took a day off today.
i needed a break.
i slept pretty much all day in result.
this job drains my energy.
anyway i received an email from the boss,
CC everyone that works in my department…

“DEPARTMENTAL MEETING TOMORROW.
MANDATORY”

guess i’ll be in work tomorrow.

side-eye2i was gonna call out again.
mr. green,
the person who hired me,
will also be there as well.
there was also a part about being able to:

“speak about any issues you may have”

i got a text from the wolf in my department couple minutes after.
he wanted to know if i also received the email.
he said he was gonna say something and speak his mind.
he said everyone wants to speak as well.
i guess in my defense,
i have some things to say as well,
but i had to wonder
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