that “church thing” might destroy some folks.
i go to church,
but i still remain spiritual.
i feel the bible and church folks don’t go together well.
it can be a disastrous mix.
well tina campbell,
one half of mary mary,
is just that.
she explains why she voted for trump in an interview via the root,
this is what she had to say…
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i could not believe she went down to texas in her heels.
like,
melania…
why is she posing like she doing the cover for “vanity fair”?.
she ended up changing,
into a “flotus” cap,
but i was baffled at trump’s speech down in texas yesterday…
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texas foxhole…
i am praying for ya’ll,
like,
super heavy.
hurricane harvey is on a mission to fuck shit up.
your president wanted to wish ya’ll well…
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she looks like she uses her tears effectively.
i bet they hate her at supermarkets and restaurants.
so yesterday we talked about “tears of black trump supporters”,
but we’re gonna talk about “snow bunny tears” today.
those tears can be dangerous af.
either to cry about:

bad service at a public establishment
confrontation at work
“why don’t you love me anymore Ted?!” with the cheating hubby
getting the “big bad black wolf” in trouble

it’s well known that when a snow bunny cries,
someone(s) is rushing to her rescue.
so melissa franics cried today on “outnumbered” on fox news.
she is an actress and journalist.
they were discussing trump’s comments during his news conference,
but melissa got right in her feelings about it.
this is what happened…
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so ya’ll can wear “under armour” again?
not that i’m sure it mattered anyway.
so after all that went down in charlottesville over the weekend,
the ceo of “under armour” had a change of heart.
kevin plank left trump’s manufacturing job council today.
this is what was released on the company’s official twitter…
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they should never have given trump twitter.
hell,
maybe even a phone.
he is clearly just a social media president.
he spends more time twitter thuggin’ than doing his job.
well i saw something today that i had to retweet from him.
i was so confused that i had to show the foxhole…
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