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add “unbothered and petty like omarion” to your holiday wish list

for 2020 and beyond,
we should strive to be both as unbothered and petty as omarion.
so his x group mate from “b2k”,
fizz,
is dating his baby mother,
apryl jones.
they have been taunting omarion about their relationship since they linked.
omarion had an iconic interview with “vlad tv” to show how unbothered he is.

 bravo.
just bravo.
well for the “petty” portion,
the scorpio in him came out today.
he decided to launch a new “millennium tour” for 2020 and welll…

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cardi b ain’t about that tour life anymore

welp,
i called it.
i said that after cardi b got pregnant,
this would fuck up her “career”.
it looks like i was right.
if ya’ll was looking to see her on tour with bruno mars,
you are about to disappointed.
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So About That Lionel Richie/Mariah Carey Concert…

so the night before,
i ate something that didn’t agree with me.
i felt sick af,
but immediately drank a “detox” tea to get whatever out of me.

I WAS NOT MISSING THIS MARIAH/LIONEL RICHIE CONCERT

nope.
even if i had to overdose on alkaseltzer,
i was going.
i woke up and felt much better than i did.
since the pretty vixen is a huge mariah stan,
i asked her to go.
she was also more familiar with lionel richie than me.
foxhole
that concert was…
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Janet Jackson Sends A Kite For Her Fans About This Tour

she speaks!
yup.
janet jackson had a message for all of her fans yesterday.
in  a video she posted,
janet spoke candidly about the divorce and that tour ya’ll been asking about.

“refund?
no refund?

well this is what she had to say via her website
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Janet Jackson Is Sending Ya’ll A Message About This Tour

yeaaahhh…
i think you guys can forget about that tour.
janet jackson is not only barefoot and pregnant,
but she is also now in full muslim housewife mode.
she was spotted in london with the hubby,
wissam al manna,
holding hands and looking…
well…
muslim and pregnant
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You’ll Be Waiting To See Janet (Or Won’t Be?)

tumblr_nubtpx3iZ61rwih5k_og_1280someone i’ve always wanted to see in concert is janet.
i bet she puts on a great show.
even at her 49,
i’m sure she is still killin’ the stage like her peers.
well i won’t be going to her show and it seems you won’t be either.
janet is postponing the second leg of the “unbreakable world tour”.
this is why via twitter
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