no one has to know when you do a good thing.
charity work and donations don’t need to be advertised.
i’m noticing something with all the celebs donating to texas recently.

EVERYONE IS SAYING HOW MUCH THEY GAVE

look at this recent video from drake…
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i could not believe she went down to texas in her heels.
like,
melania…
why is she posing like she doing the cover for “vanity fair”?.
she ended up changing,
into a “flotus” cap,
but i was baffled at trump’s speech down in texas yesterday…
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so ^this handsome wolf is missing down in texas.
his name is patrick harris,
he is an army veteran,
and he is an aspiring comedian.
his friend posted this on his ig asking for help…
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texas foxhole…
i am praying for ya’ll,
like,
super heavy.
hurricane harvey is on a mission to fuck shit up.
your president wanted to wish ya’ll well…
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ya know,
ima stop telling the foxhole to go on hook up apps.
they moving real funny and i want ya’ll safe.
so we have another story of jackals lurking and luring victims to their deaths.
this time,
it’s two killer cousins from houston via the daily mail…
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well baller wolf,
justin evans,
has “made it”.
you aren’t anyone without your nudes for review in the foxhole.
i literally mentioned him ( x in this entry ) and like clockwork,
his alleged texas wood grain were on my desk.
sheesh.
ya’ll work quick.
so ya’ll want to see what that alleged print really looks like?
well…
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