you will never be friends with beyonce,
nicki minaj,
or britney spears.
following them on social and buying their shit doesn’t equal friendship.
we are not in their tax bracket to be their friends.
don’t get me wrong,
they can follow you back on socials and invite you to events,
but being true friends with them?…

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So I’m feeling a delivery man.
I’m not sick.
Not my usual tax bracket, right? LOL

Anyway, I’m not talking about the fat Mexican man delivering goods to the local bodega around then corner from my crib.
I’m talking about this sexy ass  African dude rocking a big body…

… and I ain’t talking about the truck….

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