Tag: supermarket
that yellow meat would go nicely with my frozen vegetables
It never fails.
i woke up today in a moody mental space.
it’s probably the cancer “i hate everything” in me.
i’ve accepted and owned that.
this morning’s agenda was to run a few errands.
i threw on:
Hoodie
Sweats
Dad Hat
Crocs
i was not really in a “see or be seen” kind of mood.
as i’m outside,
i decided to go to supermarket to pick up a few items.
as soon as i step in there,
i don’t know what holiday today is but…
he was looking at the dominican cake on display on the low like i was
some of ya’ll gotta be careful with your leering when looking at other males.
i mean,
if this is you truly give a damn.
earlier today,
i went to the store to pick up some chicken to cook.
sidebar: after seeing that video of the rats in popeyes in dc,
i’ve been so turned off about eating out.
i been doing everything in my power to eat in.
i’m sure this stand-off against ordering out will end soon.
when i turned into the frozen food section to get some ice cream…
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wrapped up and busted outside
today was the day i busted out of house arrest and outside.
i haven’t been outside in damn near 2 weeks.
it had to be the day because i was running out of juice.
hell,
my snacks and other essentials were all gone as well.
I had to go the store
…but i had no gloves or a mask to protect me,
which had me shook af…
shit happens (in the meat aisle)
we have all had this issue once or twice in our lives.
your stomach starts a-bubblin and you can’t clench your butt cheeks tight enough.
it don’t matter where.
you eat or drink the wrong thing and…
if we’re lucky,
we can find a bathroom fast enough.
other times,
we are shit outta luck and…
a foxholer sent me michael rapaport’s ig,
who had some wild shit to show and well…
take a lick of my ice cream (and put it back on the shelf)
jackals really annoy me.
i know i’m supposed to ignore them,
but it’s hard when they are fuckin’ with our food.
i guess there is a new challenge out there.
jackals are going into supermarkets,
opening ice cream,
licking it,
and putting it back on the shelf.
so i saw this a few days ago on my twitter tl:
What kinda psychopathic behavior is this?! pic.twitter.com/T8AIdGpmuS
— Optimus Primal (@BlindDensetsu) June 29, 2019
…and went instantly insane.
( x they’re already hot on her ass )
now we got the copycats who have nothing else better to do…
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A Full Basket and No Sausage
i was struggling with my basket tonight at the supermarket.
imagine trying to juggle a basket full of food in one hand,
and a full duffle bag in the next?
well that was me tonight.
the amazing jamari fox!
come one!
come all!
and thats when he came in my direction...
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