so don lemon got engaged over the weekend.
he posted this on his ig for his engagement:
that’s just fuckin’ “kick you in the crotch” fantastic.
as much as folks will carry on about it being “interracial”:
How many of us were checking for Don?
it leaves us to wonder:
When will it be our turn?
doesn’t it suck major donkey balls when…
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when the foxhole comes through with the mental treats…
i love when we indulge.
so hugo89113 wrote the following comment in the last entry,
“how come you don’t call”.
what he “had” said was…
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imagine being in a car.
it’s yours and you are driving.
it’s a beautiful day.
sun is out.
wind blowing in your face.
you are driving to your next destination.
the next pit stop.
it’s been a long journey,
but you have enough gas to last a while.
you follow the rules of the road.
as soon as you pull off to get to the next street,
a pick up truck slams the fuck into you.
you = car.
the pick up truck = life.