Today Is The Day Star Fox Called Me In Tears

2012 seems like a tough year for everyone.

I thought it was just me going through the fire.
Shit, at this point I could as well take my clothes off and two step within the flames.
But, it seems that everyone I know is dealing with some issue or another.
Whether it is losing jobs, ending of careers, money issues, love drama, or just finding themselves
2012 is one for the record books.
 I started to wonder if those who are really strong to us that we look up too,
will they admit that they break during the hard times?
I mean, you know I don’t give a damn about telling anyone I’m going through it.
I cry about it, pray about it, and then write about it.
But, who do the strong cry too when they are weakened?
Or, do they even cry at all?
Shit, am I just an emotional bitch?
I had to ask…

Do big boys really cry?

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How To Seduce a Wolf While His Wife Is Sitting Right Next To Him

I make “straight” Wolves feel comfortable.

Call it a gift.
As some Foxes make Wolves get into that zone in private,
others can do that in public and be the “friend” or “cousin”.
Some Wolves actually like the fact he can bring you outside and you not raise a single alarm.
But, when you meet a Wolf who has a WIFEY…
how do you keep from having her suspect anything?
Wolves these days are putting Vixens on their arms and pretending to be straight.
It is pretty pointless and messy if you ask me, but whatever.

But I always wondered…

Does she secretly know?

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YOUR BREATH SMELLS SO BAD IM LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR FARTS!!

Men can be nasty.

There I said it.
As much as you will see these Foxes, Hybrids, and Wolves walking around here in nice clothes and nice bodies,
their hygiene can be also less than stellar.
More like STANK!!!

I have went on dates where Wolves were not “oh so fresh”.
A huge pet peeve of mine.

IN THIS LIFESTYLE, WE NEED TO BE CLEAN!!!

I was talking to Star Fox about a Wolf he was about to mess with.
Star Fox had his white T on and they were wrestling.
Well, the Wolf SAT on his stomach and when he got up,
the Wolf left a nice green streak as a reminder that he won the wrestling competition.
Needless to say, that Wolf did not get any butt cheeks…. ever.

Now, I can’t tell you to be clean.
BUT, I will tell you how I am so maybe you can get some ideas for your hygiene.
Nothing drives me crazy than someone who is just nasty.

They nasty.
House is nasty.
Soul is nasty.
Everything is just nasty.

Makes me wonder…

Are people just clueless… or do they just not care?
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Everytime He Looks At Me, He Wants To Rip My Clothes Off

This may be fantasy.
This may be reality.
Who knows and who cares…
All I know is I want this:

Well, not to be white with incredibly shiny hair…
But… that.

You know what “that” is?

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It Says He Fucked Two of my Mutual Friends and Got Head From One.

I wish life was like Facebook.

You meet someone and you get a general idea of who they are just by their statuses and friend’s list.
You can easily add them to your friend’s list just by a thought.
And when you do, their whole low down was in your access.
I would personally hide certain Wolves that I would not want the world to know about.
Most importantly, I can see who knows my mutual friends and rivals.
Something I think it VERY important.

If it were as easy as Facebook…

Would you talk to a Wolf who has fucked one of your mutual friends?

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The Wolf Who Wants To Take It Slow -or- The Wolf Who Wants You NOW?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

WELL…ERR…. NOT THAT KIND OF QUESTION TODAY…

Sooooo…. Star Fox called me to catch up for the holidays.
He has been a busy Fox in his new state.
Our conversation wouldn’t be the same without some love life scandal.
I love when he calls because I am glad to see he has something exciting to tell me.
And of course, I had to tell you so grab a seat…

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