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(here’s johnny!) who knew johnny middlebrooks wrote and performed his own songs?
every male,
no matter how fine or regula degula,
has a little bit of cornball in them.
we all can’t be perfect.
it’s that “still smooth wit it” that keeps people interested.
johnny “gatdamn” middlebrooks.
he had me at:
well he’s on this season’s “love island usa” on cbs…
but two things…
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so everyone has WAP right now because of this video (cardi b x megan thee stallion)
when i saw this picture,
i thought it was gonna be a hair collab tbh.
cardi b hasn’t pushed out anything in a minute.
megan thee stallion just released something so i thought she was on bed rest.
nope!
it’s a collab between them for “wap (wet ass [pussy)“.
they debuted thee song and video today.
well…
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august alsina goes full ratchet virgo for his past entanglements
i thought the jada/august/entanglement storyline was over,
but nope,
it’s going for another round.
get it?
another round because they were havin’ sex?
okay i’ll stop.
so august alsina went full september for jada pinkett smith.
he said fucka red table talk,
let’s get in the studio.
he released a new track called “entanglements” with rick ross.
well…
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it’s time to vote! it’s time to pray! (for trump? 2020?)
if i had to suffer,
everyone else will suffer too.
so my friends are mad at me for a text i sent them.
this is what its like to be friends on text messages with jamari fox.
so i was on my twitter timeline today,
minding my business,
and i saw everyone dragging the following.
it was a group of dorks who might parlay as a taylor swift cover band.
they wanted to welcome trump for his tone deaf rally in tulsa, oklahoma…
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are you strong enough to avoid the songs of the male sirens?
the sirens.
in greek mythology,
sirens are beautiful vixens who lured sailors on ships to their dooms.
they were often half women; half fish.
even tho greek mythology has amazing stories,
art certainly does mirror real life.
There are many sirens all around us
they learned how to use sex to lure males into getting what they want.
in the stories,
sirens were know to be vixens,
but these days…
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you know you want to “come and get this” by nene leakes
so i haven’t watched “rhoa” in close to a few years now.
everyone is like:
“OMG JAMARI!
YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS LATEST SEASON!”
and of course i tell them i will,
but i never do.
so i don’t know what’s been happening to some folks during the rona,
but nene leakes of “rhoa” fame has had a surge of creativity.
she is trying her hand at rapping.
you read right.
she has a new song called “come and get this hunni” and well…
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