i have a question for the foxhole.
this is a random question,
but i’m very random.
so here goes…

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i’m just gonna font it.

good skin care
no hard living
no smoking
WATER
no cubs
eating good

…leaves black folks looking younger for their ages.
am i wrong?
as i say:

Black don’t crack unless it’s on crack

we are known to age pretty good with that good ol melanin.
that and a bomb af moisturizer.
maintaining your melanin is major key.
well that might be the case for the following dad.
his daughter posted this tweet:

…and now everyone is hungry for his meat.
this is what her father looks like…
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you want to know if someone(s) gives a fuck about you?
the ones you might be calling a “friend”.
the ones who you think want to be “more than friends”.
i know for some of you,
your social media lives mean everything to you.
well,
this is a tried and true test to see where you stand.
ready for it?…

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i can understand blocking someone.
i loved they even introduced that feature on my iphone.
if someone is harassing you,
then block their ass into the next dimension.
i don’t see the point on a social media account tho.
if you sign out your blocked account,
you can still see what’s on the blocker’s timeline.
this “mute” option?
see…

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instagramification – the desire of putting all of YOU on social media.
we know everything about you,
but we never met you a day in our lives.

new foxhole term.
yeah so your interest is dying due to all your social media apps.
for someone like me,
i don’t even want to look at your insta-snaps.
that will further put the nail in the coffin of my interest of you.
alas,
jamari fox is here to help you.
i’ll always look out for the foxhole.
i’ll give you two and save the rest for another time.
what?
i can’t give you everything….

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i’m really starting to think that social media will drive us all crazy.

ig
snapchat
facebook
twitter
(insert one i missed here)

for someone with mental illness,
even as basic as depression,
social media is one of the worst things you can be addicted to.
time magazine broke down the number one worst social media for mental health.
this is the main culprit for your craziness…
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