ya know,
ima stop telling the foxhole to go on hook up apps.
they moving real funny and i want ya’ll safe.
so we have another story of jackals lurking and luring victims to their deaths.
this time,
it’s two killer cousins from houston via the daily mail…
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i’ve never been a fan of lil duval.
his spirit never came off legit.
something about him just never connected with me.
so i’m not shocked with his comments.
my thing is…
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…trouble in paradise?
gloria james,
lebron james mama,
knows how to pick em,
doesn’t she?
well i knew this “lambo” character was gonna be problems in the future.
when she started dating him,
he was doing entirely too much.
allegedly,
he was caught cheating on auntie g and they broke up.
of course,
lambo took to instagram because he had a lot to say via baller alert…
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i was in a very sticky situation today.
shouldn’t have done it,
but i don’t listen.
i don’t.
so i had to do the art gallery temp gig today.
i thought i left late,
but i made it right on time.
a fox and his close calls.
all day i was feening for a burger tho.
like,
od in the mood for some meat between two buns.
you can take that how you will.
so at lunch,
i decided to go explore the area for this meat i been wanting…

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i am so disgusted at this.
so they kill a black male and get a check?
what in the world?
what i’m hoping…
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they should never have given trump twitter.
hell,
maybe even a phone.
he is clearly just a social media president.
he spends more time twitter thuggin’ than doing his job.
well i saw something today that i had to retweet from him.
i was so confused that i had to show the foxhole…
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