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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (76)

i like hotels.
take me to a hotel.
unless i’m with bae,
i might try some outdoor sexual excursion.
well you never know who is watching to put your freaky ass online.
a f-bi sent me a video of someone hooking up with a groundskeeper,
but captured by a peeping tom(ette)
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Getting Smashed In The Spa While Being Recorded

i’ve been wanting to play “mafia 3” for a while now.
when i get some funds,
it’s definitely going on my “too purchase” list.
why ya’ll ain’t tell me there was a gay sex scene in the game tho?…
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Chris Brown Starring In “Givers or Takers” With A Transgendered She-Jackal?

Chris-Brown-depresssoooooo…
i needed a minute after this one.
allegedly,
as i always like to throw out there,
chris brown had relations with a transgender she-jackal at his house in virginia.
of course she is kissing and telling…
on november 3rd.
yup.
save the date!
so this is what she-jackal looks like…
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The Game: “I Never Banged Khloe, But We Lived Together Tho”

Screen Shot 2013-12-12 at 5.20.06 PMso the game decided to clear up those rumors he had his pipe all in the big kardashian.
this is what he told karen civil
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foXXX: Milan Christopher Gets The Cakes Smashed?

4986dc112385fso there is a video of mega attentionisto milan christopher allegedly getting smashed.
about time?
i mean he advertises his butt cheeks every other chance he gets.
im starting to think they hold all the talent.
well you be the judge.
nsfw,
18^,
and “not for straight eyes”:

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

@NFL_NBA_Hoe: This Groupie Hoe Smashed All The Foxhole Legends

HOESHOESANDMOREHOES

…or did she?
@NFL_NBA_Hoe got froggy,
but
her ass leaped off twitter once dez bryant threatened to sue.
trickin’ definitely ain’t for kids.

lowkey: i need those emmanuel sanders,
kyrie irving,
daniel gibson,
ochocinco,
and devin thomas dick reports/stroke resumes on my desk by monday tho.