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i got smashed by 3 tops in one day (i’ll tell you the story with my sore butt cheeks)

i don’t even want to get my haircut during the rona cesspool or filth and sickness.
my spirit doesn’t trust any of it.
right now,
i’m pretty single so i don’t have any “11pm to 3am entertainment” in my roster.
my phone is dry af expect some light flirting with someone i’m not interested in.
realistically…

Everyone is horny and they want to fuck.

the gays and bi folks are on phase 4 of “i’m fuckin’ whoever“.
dicks and butt cheeks are open.
a foxholer sent a video from brandon lee,
aka sexxxpertease,
about how he risked the rona and got smashed by 3 wolves in one day.
this is his explanation as to why he did it…
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the alleged fuckin’ files of steven beck and demetrius jenkins

attentionisto vs attentionisto.
we love to see it.
so remember last year when steven beck and demetrius jenkins was hanging tough?
( x see the entry here )
it was random af but we all knew what was gonna go down.
that shit has allegedly turned super ugly this year.
the foxhole was blowing up my box to get this up.
no one had receipts,
but a foxholer came tf through.
it seems like steven allegedly smashed demetrius and ghosted him shortly after.
while demetrius was on ig live recently,
someone decided to relay what steven was alleged saying about him.
  it all went down hill from there…

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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (76)

i like hotels.
take me to a hotel.
unless i’m with bae,
i might try some outdoor sexual excursion.
well you never know who is watching to put your freaky ass online.
a f-bi sent me a video of someone hooking up with a groundskeeper,
but captured by a peeping tom(ette)
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Getting Smashed In The Spa While Being Recorded

i’ve been wanting to play “mafia 3” for a while now.
when i get some funds,
it’s definitely going on my “too purchase” list.
why ya’ll ain’t tell me there was a gay sex scene in the game tho?…
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Chris Brown Starring In “Givers or Takers” With A Transgendered She-Jackal?

Chris-Brown-depresssoooooo…
i needed a minute after this one.
allegedly,
as i always like to throw out there,
chris brown had relations with a transgender she-jackal at his house in virginia.
of course she is kissing and telling…
on november 3rd.
yup.
save the date!
so this is what she-jackal looks like…
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The Game: “I Never Banged Khloe, But We Lived Together Tho”

Screen Shot 2013-12-12 at 5.20.06 PMso the game decided to clear up those rumors he had his pipe all in the big kardashian.
this is what he told karen civil
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