sloppy

some men are really sloppy at cheating (especially with other menz)

i’m just gonna font it:

Some males are the sloppiest when it comes to cheating/being sneaky.

…and when they cheat with the same sex,
forget it.
it’s like some of our brains aren’t wired to be low at all.
when i was in my hoe era,
i was really careful with my hoe-tivities.
if i even sniffed the wolf was sloppy,
i didn’t even pass go.

“I can’t stand a sloppy man.” I’d say.

i have been seeing jackals getting caught cheating in weird situations.
like,
why are you cheating IN YOUR HOUSE?

“I can’t stand a cheap man who can’t even get a hotel.” I’d say.

i saw this video where a jackal gets caught cheating with another male.
i can only imagine how she found him in the bathroom…

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is teanna trump giving antonio brown the sloppy toppy supreme in this video?

it’s no surprise that baller wolves and celebs mess with porn stars on the low.
it’s easy when you’re a blue check to be pushed to the front of the line.
porn vixen,
teanna trump,
is the fantasy of many.
it’s no surprise to hear she would fuck and suck with many a baller wolf.
there is a video circulating of ^that ex baller wolf,
antonio brown,
allegedly getting sucked off by her….

Songzbird Is NOT This Sloppy Kissing This Dude In This Cab.

songzbird is having the best week ever.
he has gotten a ton of publicity.
that damn chainsaw movie is coming out next month.
well, here is the latest scandal for his roster….

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Dear G-Spot, My Bomb Pussy Needs A Permanent Dick.

I use to be scared of the dick.
Now I throws lips to the shit.
Handles it like a real bitch….

Yet, Lil Kim is alone… and a face full of crazy.
She has a wall so high up that a nigga needs a hurdle to get over it.
Trina has boasted that she is the baddest bitch,
but there is yet to be a ring on that finger.
She was sending crying pictures to Kenyon Martin after he dropped her ass.
That doesn’t sound like the “baddest bitch” to me.
Evelyn Lozada probably has some great Spanish twat,
but it left her engaged for 9 years to Antoine Walker and putting up with bullshit from Ochocino.
She politely told him on national TV that if he wants to fuck some other bitch,
she will buy the condoms.
She also told him that she needs to “like the girl” if they decide to menage.
Excuse me, say what now??!?
… and these are just Vixens!
Don’t even get me started on the gay side of the fence.
Because realistically, we are all a hot ass mess on this side of town.

Every muthafucka thinks their shit is official.
I sometimes have to roll my eyes when I see/hear/smell that bullshit.
We listen to these rap divas and real life bitches and take on their sexual persona.
On social media and even real life,
everyone is bragging they have the tightest walls or the official throat.
But, if all it took was some bomb dome or good Foxtail to “keep a Wolf in the house“…
why is you alone in the crib doing Kegals?
Or, you sitting on a chat site all damn day going through men like jock straps in the NFL?
Just stop it….

You could have some nice plump lips from “Casa De La SupaHead“,
or even the fattest ripest ass that would put Buffy the Body to shame,
but my question is…