i’ve had many jobs in my life.

Therapist
Social Worker
Stylist
Personal Assistant
Driver
Prostitution Whore
Trash Collector

…but the one job that i never did successfully was to be “me“.
i know you are wondering what i’m fonting about.
i have been all of those things to males that i really wanted to be with.
i saw one i took a liking to,
or realized that he was attracted to me,
and…

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