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a dude named romeo in the 90s had my young ass sprung

when i was a baby millennial,
while the straights were crushing on ashley banks in the 90s,
i was crushing heavy on a wolf named romeo on the steve harvey show…

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michael b. jordan is in full blown soft core porn mode these days and i’ll allow it

i have to make it a mission to watch all the creed movies.
^that is all i know of them to be.

Sexy-ass wolves boxing while their muscles percolate in HD sweat and slow-motion soft porn

michael b. jordan and jonathan majors,
two wolves with BAWDIES,
are starring in the third ~~soft porn~~ installment.

um,
halp.
the movie cums out this week and ^those two are on the promotional tour.
to add insult to injury,
it appears michael b. jordan is the new bawdy for calvin klein ss23…

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some attentionistos have made it hard to believe they get by on looks alone

as of late,
is it wrong for me to font:

I don’t believe a single thing I see on social media these days.

i feel like 98% of things posted are cap,
especially from males.
there is a real bts story that we won’t be shown.
well,
that is “until“.
until someone gets sick of their shit and goes for exposure.
when it comes to the attentionistos,
i use to wonder how they had no jobs or careers but…

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dk metcalf is so muscular and hot chocolatey, he can’t even feel the cold

were we alerted this brick-ass weather was coming to new yawk?
the last i checked,
it was gonna be 50 degrees on friday.
i kid you not,
the temperature went “antarctica” and i was confused wtf was happening.
it dropped in the afternoon and we have been in a deep freeze since.
during 10 degrees weather in kansas city tho,
dk metcalf and other baller wolves on the seahawks were like:

“MOTHER NATURE?!
THAT’S ALL YOU GOT HOE?!”

cause this is how they handled it…

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is 600breezy the only fine rapper these days?

i was just telling someone i don’t see much “yum” in hip-hop nowadays.
back in the late 90s and 00s,
an era i grew up in,
rappers use to be fine-fine.
az,
nas,
ll,
nelly,
and even busta when he debuted the muscles.
jay was even cute when he was young.

these days,
most hip-hop artists in the 20s era look like they just woke up out of bed.
even the r&b singers ain’t sexy.
it wasn’t until i saw this muthafucka the other day in a vladtv interview.
foxhole meet 600breezy…