i saw him on the train on my way to work the other day.
well, not him exactly.
his look a like. same head shape. same lips. same eyes. taller than me.
the regular “braylon edwards” who doesn’t work out as much and works in an office.
the one that probably lives in an apartment in an ok neighborhood.
probably has a kid with his long term girlfriend.
but, can i say this one had some nice cakes like the original?
the way those butt cheeks were stuffed in those slacks….
i nearly became a wolffor a quick second and started howling.