i believe rumors are started from four key ingredients:

truth
lies
hurt
the obvious

i’ll tell you how…
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i guess all ya’ll are over caitlyn jenner.
shame.
it seems her dreams of overtaking “the kardashians” might be over.
her reality show,
“i am cait”,
allegedly isn’t doing well.
like…
at all.
like…
allegedly headed towards cancellation.
yup.
this is what the inquisitr had to say…

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who didn’t see this coming?
tidal being all washed up before summer was over.
well looks like jay z maybe getting on his life raft and sailing the fuck out!
this is what the forest is saying about jay z and tidal.
allegedly,
of course…
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everyone likes a good piece of gossip.
don’t act like you don’t.
i know i do.
i ain’t gotta lie.
i’m a sucker for the “such and such gets down” gossip.
also the: “he is d/l and he fucked me so good my toes curled”.
guilty as charged.
for those of us who put online dating on hiatus,
the new way we try and meet potentials is through “the fox wire”.

the fox wire (n): an amazing confidential place where members of the foxhole trade information

we hear about “such and such” being a wolf,
how his pipe rattled a rib cage,
and all the other dirt to make us go buy a couple bottles of fleet.
is this the new way to date?
i had to wonder…

Is “word or mouth” the new informational highway?

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so as you know,
kim kardashian comes with a ton of rumors.
i mean where do we start?
well she took to twitter to address some rumors of 2014…
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there was a vixen i use to know.
how we became cool was actually a funny story.
so we met at a retail job i worked at couple years ago…
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