remake

DID WE ASK FOR A “MR AND MRS SMITH” REMAKE?

i must have watched “mr and mrs smith” like 1,000 times.
this movie never fails to make me horny af.
it’s like the sexual tension in this movie slaps you in the face.
the sexual tension oozes out the screen,
puts flour on its hand,
and slaps you upside your head.
brad pitt and angelina jolie did that as you know from after the movie…

you know their sex was intense.
needless to font,
that is one of my favorite movies.
since hollywood seems to be out of ideas,
they are turning “mr and mrs smith” into a series on amazon.
the stars of this reboot?…
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did you see “the lion king” this weekend?

so,
i was supposed to see “the lion king” this weekend.
that was a fail.
after my train issues on friday,
and this heat wave from the depths of hell,
i was on a boycott of doing all things.
“the lion king” is literally my childhood so i hoped it was done right.
i was so annoyed by scar looking so raggedy.
foxhole,
if you saw “the lion king” this weekend…
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looks like “child’s play”

i remember being a little cub,
going to my cousin hybrid’s crib,
and my uncle watching one of the “child’s play” movies.
i font you not…

I was so fuckin scared

all i remember is some wolf being crushed in a garbage compactor.
it was some shit,
i dunno,
but i know i was crying.
i thought my toys were gonna come alive and kill me that night.
well after many dreaded sequels to the original “child’s play”,
they are remaking it for 2019.
this is the trailer…
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King James Is Adding To The “Remake Vomit”

i don’t know what is with all the remakes.
i was confused why “martin” is getting a remake.
tommy is legit dead in real life.
well,
king james is planning on adding to the remake vomit.
the legendary “house party”.
this is what “usa today” had to font…
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Is Chris Brown A Rough Neck Pineapple Trying To Satisfy Me?

….with his music that is.
*wink wink*
chris brown is trying to come hard with this new album of his.
i don’t really like the singles i’ve heard thus far,
but he is trying to do a remake of an old school classic.
check out the song he wants teyana taylor to assist him with…
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“All I Want For Christmas” is For Trey Songz… To Never Sing That Song.

oh trey…
sadly is that is my facial expression right now.
i’m sure this is one of the gayest things i’ll ever admit,
as ive said some pretty gay things,
but i really love mariah carey’s “all i want for christmas is you”.
yes i will admit it.
i love that song.
it instantly puts me in a good mood.
i always dreamed of a christmas morning as that song is playing.
wolf of my future take note.
well one of my readers sent me trey songz remake to the song and well…
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